Oppa is a real blessing fella. He got luck, love, look, money, fame, a troop of sworn brothers, and an army of fans to care for his health, future projects, and … his
IQ.
Guys, rest assured that Oppa is truly qualified for the Korean professor position at Oxford. Knowing how prestige the position is, a brain-jabbing interview was exhaustedly conducted (including days of mountain climbing in sleeveless shirts with heavy fans piggy-ridden on the back). Plus, to ensure equal opportunity, we scoured the world top who’s-whos for candidates. Amongst the finalists, there were also Arnold Schwarzenegger and Brad Pitt.
Arnold failed immediately when we asked for the name of his state and he answered
“Caniforn…nia”.
Brad’s background looks pretty impressive. He claims to be multilingual because his wife adopted children from around the world. However, in considering his children names – Maddox, Zahara, and Shiloh, we were concerned if they are proper English or … misspelled (?)
Oppa’s resume, on the other hand, is undoubtedly remarkable:
- A proficient and Olympic-built swim instructor in 3men-3women (1996-1998)
- An assiduous prosecutor/crime investigator in Happy Together (1999)
- A talented art professor/painter of grieves in AIMH (2000)
- head-of-class and hard-working lawyer in Law Firm (2001)
- An adroit art director/architect/wall painter in Summer (2003)
- Studied abroad (in US during AIMH, and Italy during Summer)
- Went to … school … in 3men, Make It Big, Ice Rain, and Guy Is Cool.
- A poet of romance
(published numerous love letters to fans world-wide. Multiple editions sold out in JP).
- Mastered the art of upside-down flower arranging (according to Maskofchina). Oppa promised (another promise!) to help transform every class rooms in Oxford to “Propose rooms”.
- Cooked rice-porridge in Summer, Chige in AIMH, and Tokbokki in Ice Rain (This is a neat extra skill. Will come in handy when university cafeteria shorts of staffs).
- Most important …
Oppa speaks fluent Korean
Oppa passed days of … senseless … I mean … endless … interview questions. The interview team finally were struck dumb and gave in when he … took off his shirt (just like what he did in Summer) and said “Now, I’ll let you do a close physical examination on me”
Besides, despite dropping out of college, Oppa continues to learn while on the jobs. Look, he …
READS ….
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