Finally, I found the time to finish up another chapter!
Chapter 35: The Man-Eating Scorpion
Hunchback Sun sighed and said, “You have indeed grown up. You were only five the last time I saw you…”
He then went back to cleaning the tables.
Sun Xiao Hong lowered her head, said, “Second uncle, you haven’t been home for what, thirteen, fourteen years now?”
Hunchback Sun nodded and answered, “Yes. Fourteen years, just a few more days and it will be fourteen years.”
Sun Xiao Hong said, “Why don’t you go back and visit sometime?”
Hunchback Sun slapped the table loudly, and answered in a booming voice, “I promised someone that I would protect a family for fifteen years, so you better believe I will!”
Sun Xiao Hong said, “Oh, I see now.”
After a long time, Hunchback Sun returned to cleaning the tables again.
Once he started to clean the tables, those menacing, sparkling eyes disappear.
This is what happens when a person cleans tables for fourteen years.
Hunchback Sun asked, “How are the others doing?”
Sun XiaoHong smiled, “They’re all great. Eldest aunt-in-law and third aunt-in-law both had kids this year. Fourth aunt even had twins. So this year’s New Year will be extra sweet.” Out of the corner of her eyes, Sun XiaoHong saw Hunchback Sun’s sad eyes, and immediately stopped. Instead she added, “Everyone’s hoping that you can make it back this year.”
Hunchback Sun forced a smile and said, “Tell them I’ll be there next New Year.”
Sun XiaoHong clapped her hands. She said, “That’s great. I remember that you make the best fireworks.”
Hunchback Sun said, “I’ll certainly make them for you next year. For now, you just need to leave quickly, or your grandpa will worry.”
He then looked at Li XunHuan, and asked, “How are you going to take him away?”
Sun XiaoHong said, “I’ll just carry him.”
Just as she stood up, a person suddenly yells in a chilling manner, “You can leave, but this drunkard stays!”
This is undoubtedly a woman’s voice.
Hunchback Sun and Sun XiaoHong had been watching the front door, while this voice came from the back room. Neither knew when she came into the house.
Hunchback Sun’s face sunk, with a flip of his hand threw out the towel.
He’s been wiping the tables for fourteen years. If each day he wipes them twenty times, then it would be seven thousand and three hundred times a year, or one hundred and two thousand two hundred times in fourteen years. Anyone who wipes tables this much would have very good strength.
Besides, Hunchback Sun’s Eagle Claws is already famous in the martial world, so when he threw this towel, its force is no less than any hidden weapon in the world.
Only to hear a ‘Ping’ sound, with dusts flying everywhere. The towel made a big hole in the back wall, yet the person standing in front of the door was unscathed.
It’s as if her body never moved, although the towel should have made a big hole in her stomach.
Yet for some reason, it missed her.
Maybe it’s because her waist is very thin, so she can easily dodge.
What makes this woman attractive is not just her waist.
Her legs are long and straight, any part that should be fat is not thin, while any part that should be thin is not fat.
Her eyes are long and charming, but her mouth is very big, her lips very thick.
Although her skin is very white, it’s also very coarse, and covered with much body hair.
She can’t be considered a beautiful woman, but she does have quite a bit of magnetism in her look.
Hunchback Sun turned around and stared at her.
She also stared at Hunchback Sun. From her expression, Hunchback Sun seemed like the most handsome, charming man alive, as if he’s her lover.
But when her eyes turned towards Sun XiaoHong, they instantly became icy.
She hates all women very much.
Hunchback Sun coughed twice before asking, “Blue Scorpion?”
Blue Scorpion laughed.
When she laughs, her eyes become even thinner, longer, as if a long thread.
She said with a smile, “You really are a knowledgeable person. I like knowledgeable people.”
Hunchback Sun kept a surly face, and did not respond.
He doesn’t like to go against a woman, because he doesn’t know how to go against a woman.
Blue Scorpion said, “I’m quite knowledgeable too. I also know who you are.”
Hunchback Sun said in a thunderous voice, “If you know, then why are you still here?”
Blue Scorpion sighed lightly, said, “I don’t really want to face you two, but I must take this drunkard with me.”
She sighed again, and then said in a gentle manner, “Maybe you don’t know, but it’s incredibly difficult to find a man that can satisfy me. But now that I have found one, this drunkard killed him.”
Sun XiaoHong couldn’t help cutting in, “But he did not kill Yi Ku.”
Blue Scorpion said, “It doesn’t matter. I’m going to assume that he was the killer.”
Sung XiaoHong said, “No matter how you like to assume, you still can’t take him away.”
Blue Scorpion sighed, and then said, “I know you won’t let me take him away easily, but I also don’t want to fight you. So how should we settle this?”
She suddenly waved her hand towards her back, and said lightly, “Come here.”
Hunchback Sun saw another shadow appear from the back.
This person is very bulky. When Blue Scorpion waved her hand, he walked in.
Only to see his clothing very neat, his bright mustache very nicely trimmed. On his waist is a gorgeous nine-ringed saber.
Blue Scorpion said, “Do you know who he is?”
Hunchback Sun did not respond, but Sun XiaoHong said, “I recognize him.”
Blue Scorpion asked, “You really know who he is?”
Sun XiaoHong said, “His name is Chu XianYu. His nickname is Live Overlord.
Blue Scorpion looked at this Live Overlord and said, “Looks like you’re pretty famous. Even a little girl knows you.”
A smug expression appeared on Live Overlord’s face.
Sun XiaoHong said, “I know just about all the famous people in the martial world, but I just can’t figure out what’s he doing with you.”
Blue Scorpion said with a smile, “He seduced me on the way here.”
Sun XiaoHong smiled, and then said, “Was he the one who seduced you? Or the other way around?”
Blue Scorpion said, “Of course it’s he who seduced me. Although you know that he’s famous, and that his kung fu is very good, but you don’t realize that his ability to seduce woman is also amazing.”
Hunchback Sun is already getting restless. So he asked, “Why did you bring him here?”
Blue Scorpion said, “Chu XiangYu really is quite a skillful fighter. When he uses his ‘Eighty-one Hand Continuous Ringed-Saber’, most people can’t even get close to him.”
Hunchback Sun said, “Humph.”
Blue Scorpion said, “But if I were to say that I can kill him in one move, would you believe me?”
Chu XianYu, who had stood proudly all this time, said in shock, “What did you say?”
Blue Scorpion said in a comforting voice, “Nothing important. Just that I want to take your life.”
Chu XiangYu’s face turned pale. After hesitating for a moment, he said, “You’re kidding.”
Blue Scorpion sighed again, and then said, “Just because we spent a night together, you don’t believe that I would kill you, right?”
Chu XiangYu said, “How could I not know? Where I live, there are many scorpions.”