Haha, I wouldn't go that far (although that'd be pretty cool). I'm just asking for the battles to show some semblance of military strategy. Too many times have I seen tv battles that basically consisted of people on an open field running at each other with aluminum swords and plastic spears, screaming at the top of their lungs.
Commander: "Gentlemen, what you do now will echo throughout eternity!"
Soldier: "Hey! You stole that bit from 'Gladiator'"
Commander: "Err...Shut up! Now, ready your swords...but don't hold it up too high, cause there's a strong wind today and we don't want the blades to flap around and bend"
Soldier: "Tsk, lousy production values..."
Commander: "Alright everybody, run as fast as you can and scream like you're crazy....but try to look cool while you're doing it...cause you know, we don't want people to think you're actually crazy"
My theory, Liu Bang's probably getting cold feet. He's scared that he's going to lose his swinging bachelorhood when he gets married.
But he'll perk up again when he realizes that he can have as many wives and concubines as he wants