A film I made!

[Long]

and guess what.................it's priceless

Yeah I guess so, as I still have the final film to showeveryone, and as soon as I get that mpeg converter I can post it on a website I guess. But the "Stiff Wars" is rated M 15+ (although it's bordering on R 18+).

Picture a bunch of guys, and 1 poor gal running around in the University's largest men's bathroom, and shower, wearing only white toga sheets...

Playing with super soaker guns (filled with a yellow substance) to simulate a tolietary act. You can probably guess by now which tolietary act (well I didn't have laser guns... did I? So had to come up with an original battle scene and sequence)... And paying with massive plastic toys and using them as swords.. you probably can guess which kinda plastic toys....

Story is Princess is captured, and our two heroes set off to rescue her from Darth Pole... But as our heroes meet the Princess they become a little Stiff.... But Darth Pole's black stiff is twice as long, so it takes two stiffs to beat him...

People often say to me after watching the film, that it has turned them off using a public bathroom forever... And the girls, well.... welll.... kinda shocked by the 'massive' scale of the production

I was being way too naughty back then.... But it was so freakin funny that people couldn't help but laugh and roll along the ground... People were laughing so hard that it hurt by the end of it... Goergie boy would have been proud of this take off his film, even better than 'Spaceballs' I reckon

I'm better shut up now...

[bobo]

You must let me see this move you made Long.

[Long]

You must let me see this move you made Long.

No worries, I'll post it up here when I get the mpeg converter...

I'll also post the original scrip when I find it...

Main characters were:

Darth Pole (ie Darth Vadar)
Puke Sleepwalker (ie, Luke Skywalker)
O Bent One (ie, the hip and bent version of Obi Won)
Hands Solo (ie, Han Solo, this film gives a 'new' meaning to the name)
Tabbaco (ie, Chewbacca, but in this film is an oversized cigarette person)
Princess Diarea (ie Princess Leia, ie Diearea rymes with Leia)
The Mass Debating Team (ie, The Rebels, ie, non-drinkers on campus)
The Toga Mainiacs (ie, the Empire, ie, the real p*ss heads and acohol manics)
Professor Buck (ie, Governor Tuck)

[Eliar Swiftfire]

My site is down. *sigh*

[Eliar Swiftfire]

My site is up! All right! Go check out the stuff before I take it down! I'm leaving it here for a few more days!

[Eliar Swiftfire]

All right, I've taken down the Ultimate Script Teaser. And I've uploaded my short film for my uni's competition,

A Boring Story

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Check it out!

[JigSta]

Me and my mate have always wanted to make a dodgy kung fu movie. We've already recruited various mates to be evil ninja's and crazy zombies. We were supposed to be (in the movie) a team but also each others nemesis. Ultra dramatic lol. I was gonna dub his voice, and he would dub mine. We're still waiting for me to get off my arse and buy a camcorder. You guys have given me motivation! I've always dreamt of making big production movies when I grow...well, yah gotta start somewhere eh?