http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUgh9...eature=related
Ok, here's the summary for the clip above (clip#2). I have some problems understanding some parts of this clip (the actual news stories Wallace Chung is reporting) because of the background laughter and my limited understanding of Mandarin.
However, I'll give it my best effort, but keep in mind that I could have made some mistakes.
clip#2
The clip starts off with Wallace Chung introducing himself as the guest news anchorman. He then launches into the first news story about a Miss Chow who attempted to board an airplane with durian fruit. However, before he could continue his reporting, the two show hosts hiding backstage communicate to the news team crew members to get Wallace to enlarge his eyes. Thus, the lady in the yellow cardigan taps loudly on the cue card in her hand, trying to get Wallace's attention. As Wallace glances over with a confused look on his face, he notices that the cue card reads, "Enlarge your eyes!" And so, Wallace widens his eyes, trying to make his eyes pop out.
As he continues on with the story, with his bulging eyes, he goes on to explain that Miss Chow was detained by the airport security as her durian had too strong an odor. Just as Wallace is going to report Miss Chow's response, the lady in yellow (directed by the two hosts backstage) taps on her cue card again, this time asking Wallace to speak in a gentler tone. And so, Wallace's voice softens, as he reports that Miss Chow asked the airport personnel to detain the plane a bit, as she will quickly finish up her durian. However, by the time she finished eating her durian, the flight had left. The next story talks about a man who was expecting good weather but walked out his door to find an oddity in the sky - 5 moons arching across the heavens. During this second news story, poor Wallace was first asked to act angry and then to act flirtatious and effeminate.
This then brings the segment to intermission. The guy who was flirting with the lady in yellow in clip #1 exclaims, "Good job, everyone! Let's take a break." Next, a man in a burgundy colored shirt with glasses comes onto stage and chats with Wallace. The burgundy shirt man compliments Wallace on a good job. He then introduces himself as one of the crew members on the show and confesses to Wallace that he wishes to become a comedian. He asks Wallace to hear out his jokes and give him his opinion. Hence, the man tells three awful jokes that aren't funny at all and don't make sense. First joke - "I have a friend named Little Vegetable who was cut away." Second joke - "Today, I ate 10 meals. Hence, everyone called me a rice barrel." Third joke - "During a beautiful bright day, Little Ming lost both his legs in a car accident." Meanwhile, a myriad of expressions flashes across Wallace's face, as he secretly thinks to himself,
"Huh?! You call this funny?!"
Commercial break
As they come back from commercial break, the man who was previously flirting with the lady in yellow in clip #1 approaches Wallace and the man in the burgundy shirt. The burgundy shirt man explains to his co-worker that he is trying his jokes out on Wallace. At this moment, Wallace lies through his teeth, "Yes, yes, I can see traces of Stephen Chow in you!" (FYI - Just in case you aren't familiar with Stephen Chow, he is a very funny actor known for his comedic roles in movies.) The man who was previously flirting with the lady in yellow interjects, "But how come I didn't see Wallace laugh??" The burgundy shirt man responds, "Wallace told me I'm not funny." His co-worker then asks the burgundy shirt man to retell his jokes for him and the other co-workers. And so the comedian wannabe retells his three awful jokes. On cue, the three other crew members drop to the floor, laughing uproariously. Confused, Wallace looks at them in confusion, still missing the punch line.
Wallace honestly expresses that he doesn't think the jokes are that funny. The flirtatious man in clip #1 replies to Wallace, "I don't think you have much of a sense of humor." Wallace laughs, not sure how to respond to that.
Then, it's back to work as the news show goes back on the air. The two hosts backstage ask the crew member to countdown from 100. Wallace looks flabbergasted, unsure why the countdown is from 100, rather than from 10.
Then, Wallace starts reporting the third news story about a small spider with a human face. (I'm not too sure what's going on with this third news story, so I can't comment much on it.) During this third story, Wallace is asked to first imitate an elderly person and then a child. (Notice Wallace cackling like a senior citizen.
) I'm not too sure what the fourth news story is about, either. The gist of the story is about some man discussing about what he wants in a wife. During the reporting of the fourth story, Wallace is asked to take on a feminine voice. At first, he is too loud, and so the crew members keep whispering to him to lower his voice. Then, he is asked to imitate a foreigner's accent while speaking Mandarin.
Finally, this brings us to the end of the news story segment. The flirtatious man in clip #1 yells, "Cut! All right, good job, everyone! We have prepared some fish ball soup for everyone as a snack!"
end of clip #2