Lol 3 different styles of writing. Han Solo's Gulong style took 6 lines to tell us they are doing nothing but staring at each other.
Lol 3 different styles of writing. Han Solo's Gulong style took 6 lines to tell us they are doing nothing but staring at each other.
Yes, there was a war on tofu...
...and I won.
I see how you Tofu Kniggets have cooked up some half fried rebellious plan... Bring it on! Show me what you've got, Kniggets of the Order of Estrogen!
P.S: I must say that the big-boobed Asian chick holding a tray of fried tofu in Ren Ying Ying's photo is very tasty.
"Anything you can't say NO to is your MASTER, and you are its SLAVE."
"I disapprove of what I say, but I will defend to the death my right to say it."
Oh dear, Candy can't even see his enemies clearly...
Know that, scientifically, too much red meat causes visionary deterioration and neuronal paralysis.
To cure yourself of your biohazardous condition, take a good mouthful of THIS:
TOFU CANDY to the Rescue!!
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In that case, he is becoming inarticulate, a symptom of progressive neuronal paralysis.
Tofu Candy is the only remedy.
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"Are you man enough to eat tofu?"
Order of Knights of the Holy Tofu
STOP using DHMO! It kills innocent lives!
Yes yes, anything that works.
We are here to save little candy from the lack of Tofu!
SUPER TOFU saves the day!!
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LOL There, Dr. Han, I'm sure that Candy Boy would know our existence. especially with Yittzie's avatar.....
What can I say? I'm still standing! No weapon against me shall prosper! I am more than a conqueror!!!
I don't care to sit by the window on an airplane. If I can't control it, why look?
Correction: I said the tofu chick with big boobs is delicious.
Your Order of Tofu Kniggets is still a big FAIL because of this: tofu is fine for chicks (as long as you don't over eat it and become an estrogen express that goes SHE! SHE! SHE! SHE!) but is kryptonite for guys (unless they want to be asexual). The Tofu Kniggets consist of mostly females with a few token guys thrown in just because they can't say no to chicks. You're not making any grand stand against me there.
"Anything you can't say NO to is your MASTER, and you are its SLAVE."
"I disapprove of what I say, but I will defend to the death my right to say it."
All these tofu talk made me crave tou fu fah....
I nearly tempted to accept the invitation , but The Batman already tempt me to embrace the dark side instead LOL
Darn, Candide!Candide's Location: Riding on the Manly X-Wing dropping Red Meat nukes on the Order of Tofu Kniggets
Looking at Candide's avatar, we could delete the "Manly" before the X-Wing, and change the "Red" to "Pink". Kniggets to Nuggets, perhaps?
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What can I say? I'm still standing! No weapon against me shall prosper! I am more than a conqueror!!!
I don't care to sit by the window on an airplane. If I can't control it, why look?
From the desk of Judge E
Dear Mr. Candide,
I am writing to inform you of a potential defamation lawsuit filed against you on behalf of my client Spcnet S.H.E..
Of late, my client has achieved a high level of popularity and fame on Spcnet based on their music talent. As such, they cannot tolerate any public derogatory remarks as quoted above associated with their band name SHE. Your wording and context suggests that SHE is the representation of an unhealthy hormonal overdrive, which is deemed insulting and defamatory.
May I also remind you that they have maintained a wide fan base throughout Spcnet. Personal insults targeted at such a popular group is most unwise and, ultimately, detrimental to your well-being.
Take good care sir.
This document is written and signed by:
Judge E
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WTH this is so amusing.
seriously, if you were 'man' enough, some tofu won't hurt. plus, the texture of tofu in the mouth is oh so lovely...mmmmm~
I am really beginning to believe mankind ain't designed to ingest too much meat. Gives them bad breath.
Your panties are on too tight.
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If the group is filled is mostly females, then it just means one thing: women prefer men who enjoy tofu .
Even assuming the BS article is "true", for the sake of argument...what does that say about men who are "scared" to eat tofu? Refers to cheek's post.
Secondly, what's the use of having sex drive for men if they can't impress the women? Well, you've got two options. You can either exploit your sex drive on yourself, or you can enjoy it with each other .
"Are you man enough to eat tofu?"
Order of Knights of the Holy Tofu
STOP using DHMO! It kills innocent lives!
KNOW THIS: Eating tofu =/= you are tofu yourself
Men who can't even take tofu are molded tofu themselves. THAT is precisely why they can't bear to eat tofu.
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