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Not sure whether satirical pieces are meant to be placed under the fanfiction section or here. But anyway, here's your generic Hollywood screenplay starring an all-star Asian cast, and some white people. Have fun reading. Prepare for its insane stereotyping and political incorrectness.
hmm...you chose actresses who i abhor (or almost)...even if i generally like your work, it'll be too painful for me to read about these actresses.
lol the black guy is from remember the titans I believe.
fantastic moofie.
Great script :thumbsup: . That 'chinese girls loving the white hero and white hero being the chosen one' cliche is so true. :D
You are thinking of Denzel Washington.Quote:
Originally Posted by strife_au
The black guy in mine is actually Avery Johnson, coach of NBA team Dallas Mavericks.
Even if you see bad and horrible things happening to them?Quote:
Originally Posted by patricia n
Zhang Zhi Yi gets a good ending. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Eliar Swiftfire
well then...you've convinced me. :D will read it this week.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eliar Swiftfire
EDIT: i just read kidd's spoiler...um...i hate zzy. since you gave her a happy ending, i will have to bypass this script...sorry.
Patricia, read the script lah. It's hilarious. Don't let your hatred for the actresses prevent you from enjoying good stuff like this. :D
no wasn't reffering to denzel... the black guy that plays football and was friends with the white dood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eliar Swiftfire
i know...eliar swiftfire produces the best satire....but i really really really hate zzy as much as i loathe charmaine sheh...it'll be too painful for me. but i'm glad to know that eliar continues to produce quality work.Quote:
Originally Posted by kidd
Beautifully written! It's a great piece of work! Keep it up, Eliar! :thumbsup:
Er, by the way, I didn't write the script. It's by my guestblogger Justin.
I myself have been busy with my filmmaking and screenwriting (for actual films that I have to shoot), hence needed a white dude to help prove that Hollywood does NOT stereotype, exoticize white people.
But glad to know you peeps like it.
Simply marvelous :thumbsup:
Why, thank you.