Things you'd *really* rather not hear wuxia characters say to you...

Lee Chum Foon - "Hey...catch!"

Kiu Fung - "Let me swat that fly off your back" or "Got any booze in the house?"

Mui Chiu Fung or Chow Chi Yerk - "Does your back itch? Here, let me help you scratch it."

Fa Mun Lau or Ohr Jen Ngok - "I'll drive."

Deun Yu "Hey, you..." (points at you) or "Let me shake your hand."

Mo Yung Bok or Mo Yung F'uk - "Hit me" or "Bite me."

North Beggar Hung 7 Gung - "Think I'll stick around for dinner tonight."

Ah Chi - "I've just had a brilliant idea..."

Gwok Fu - "I've just had a brilliant idea..."

DZC - "Your wife and I, we are old friends."

sai mun chui suet: "i'm tired. YOU fight yip goo sing."

siu fung: "i'm drunk."

kwok jing: "i don't get it."

wong yeuk see: "i composed a new song, shall i play it on the flute?"

ah chi: "i'll cook tonight."

yeung gor/siu lung nui during internal exchange in garden: "can you sit in for me a moment? i have to pee."

duen yeen hing: "i'm bored. let's play a game of chess."

MRF: Smell this collogne I just bought.
A Zhi: Lets play a game.
RWX: Have some of my home made chocolate.

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Originally Posted by mawguy

sai mun chui suet: "i'm tired. YOU fight yip goo sing."

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Or, from either of them, "Meet you on the roof."

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Originally Posted by Ken Cheng

Gwok Fu - "I've just had a brilliant idea..."

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Even though I know the idea might just turn out stupid or plain cruel, I'm still interested in hearing what she has got to say... Hehehe. ^^;

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Originally Posted by athlee

DZC - "Your wife and I, we are old friends."

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Brilliant! :D Same effect for Madam Ma, I guess.

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Originally Posted by athlee

DZC - "Your wife and I, we are old friends."

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lol .

Wan Chung Hok: "Hey, man...are your wife and daughter at home?"

Divine Crocodile: "You know, you look like you've got some talent for martial arts."

Yip 2 Leung: "Oooh...I just love children!"

Zhao Zhijing: "And now, your homework..."
Lu Xiao Feng: "A drinking competition! I challenge you!"
Grandma Xung: "You absolutely have to taste these sugar-roasted chestnuts, dear."
Parrot of the echo Valley: *pretty much anything*

li dazui: you smell good :eek::eek::eek:

RWX: I've got this awesome martial arts instructional DVD you should check out.

You know, when it comes to RWX (or DFBB), I'd rather not even be in the same building or mountain with him (unless I had already mastered the Yijinjing, Liu Mai Shen Jian and Bei Ming Shen Gong).

chu tsat tsat: "i'm going to throw a tantrum if you don't..."

lee chum foon: "i'm soooo depressed..."

tse hiu fung/yeen 13: "be my practise buddy today?"

siu 11 long: "let's go gambling."

yiu yuet gong chu: "you stole my boyfriend!"

kam kau ling: "tie me up..."

cheuk dong loi: "who do you think would be a better world-dominator, me or lut heung chuen?"

Chen Zhongduozhu from DOMD: "Let's make sure you're not purified."

(See the latest installment of DOMD translation for the joke to make sense.):)

Xiao Mi Mi - "You will be my queen tonight"
Li Dazui - "Did you like that dish? It was my specialty"
Shuimu Yinji - "Thirsty? I have a bottle of water here for you"
Six Finger Lute Demon - "I dedicate this next song to you"

athlee is coming up with some great ones!

Dongfang Bubai: Brother forgot password, I love you.

Guo Jing: "Well yeah, Yang Guo fights better than me."

Yang Guo: "Agreed. BTW, can you help me find my Gu Gu?"

Guo Jing: "That was a piece of cake. Do you think I'm stupid?"

DFBB *out of breath*: "too fast.... for me... cannot.... keep up..."

Someone to Yang Guo: "Xiao Longnu is dead. I killed her -- before raping her -- 5 times -- over 10 days."

Someone to Guo Fu: "Go away."

Xie Xun whisper to someone other than you: "Cover your ears."

Murong Fu: "I want to be your disciple/god son/friend."

Murong Bo: "Another country is invading your... I mean, our, country. I know just what you... I mean we, need to do."

He Shiwo: "Whoever knows most about Huodu wins this game."

Xiao Longnu: "Let's compete speed. Internal energy not allowed."

Xiao Longnu: "Oh, you're terrified of the cold? I have just the bed for you. Come lay down."

DFBB: "I'm so indebted to you; you did so much for me. I want to repay you, now."