Screenplay for ASIA: THE MOVIE (a satire)

[Eliar Swiftfire]

Not sure whether satirical pieces are meant to be placed under the fanfiction section or here. But anyway, here's your generic Hollywood screenplay starring an all-star Asian cast, and some white people. Have fun reading. Prepare for its insane stereotyping and political incorrectness.

[patricia n]

hmm...you chose actresses who i abhor (or almost)...even if i generally like your work, it'll be too painful for me to read about these actresses.

[strife_au]

lol the black guy is from remember the titans I believe.

fantastic moofie.

[kidd]

Great script . That 'chinese girls loving the white hero and white hero being the chosen one' cliche is so true.

[Eliar Swiftfire]

lol the black guy is from remember the titans I believe.

fantastic moofie.

You are thinking of Denzel Washington.

The black guy in mine is actually Avery Johnson, coach of NBA team Dallas Mavericks.

[Eliar Swiftfire]

hmm...you chose actresses who i abhor (or almost)...even if i generally like your work, it'll be too painful for me to read about these actresses.

Even if you see bad and horrible things happening to them?

[kidd]

Even if you see bad and horrible things happening to them?

Zhang Zhi Yi gets a good ending.

[patricia n]

Even if you see bad and horrible things happening to them?

well then...you've convinced me. will read it this week.

EDIT: i just read kidd's spoiler...um...i hate zzy. since you gave her a happy ending, i will have to bypass this script...sorry.

[kidd]

Patricia, read the script lah. It's hilarious. Don't let your hatred for the actresses prevent you from enjoying good stuff like this.

[strife_au]

You are thinking of Denzel Washington.

The black guy in mine is actually Avery Johnson, coach of NBA team Dallas Mavericks.

no wasn't reffering to denzel... the black guy that plays football and was friends with the white dood.

[patricia n]

Patricia, read the script lah. It's hilarious. Don't let your hatred for the actresses prevent you from enjoying good stuff like this.

i know...eliar swiftfire produces the best satire....but i really really really hate zzy as much as i loathe charmaine sheh...it'll be too painful for me. but i'm glad to know that eliar continues to produce quality work.

[Guo Xiang]

Beautifully written! It's a great piece of work! Keep it up, Eliar!

[Eliar Swiftfire]

Er, by the way, I didn't write the script. It's by my guestblogger Justin.

I myself have been busy with my filmmaking and screenwriting (for actual films that I have to shoot), hence needed a white dude to help prove that Hollywood does NOT stereotype, exoticize white people.

But glad to know you peeps like it.

[strife_au]

Simply marvelous

[Eliar Swiftfire]

Why, thank you.