If you were a businessperson living in wulin...

[patricia n]

of course, i'll lend a helping hand... lol!

yes, worse than seeing 1 woman cry is seeing 2 helpless women playing the role of abandoned orphans who need the money to survive. business will be thriving for sure!

[tweety365]

yes, worse than seeing 1 woman cry is seeing 2 helpless women playing the role of abandoned orphans who need the money to survive. business will be thriving for sure!

those wulin heroes ain't seen nothing yet. when i whip out my box of tissues... i mean handkerchiefs and start wailing like mad, they'll show us with gold . we'll be rolling in $$ my friend

[patricia n]

those wulin heroes ain't seen nothing yet. when i whip out my box of tissues... i mean handkerchiefs and start wailing like mad, they'll show us with gold . we'll be rolling in $$ my friend

and you call me evil. *bowing down to tweety*

[Suet Seung]

those wulin heroes ain't seen nothing yet. when i whip out my box of tissues... i mean handkerchiefs and start wailing like mad, they'll show us with gold . we'll be rolling in $$ my friend

Great! You know of all my trades in business, I'll be the one playing the Er Hu and make them pity you gals even more. But you gals have to share what you receive with me, of course.

[patricia n]

Great! You know of all my trades in business, I'll be the one playing the Er Hu and make them pity you gals even more. But you gals have to share what you receive with me, of course.

of course. maybe you can drug them with your medicine too! have them give more than they would otherwise.

[tweety365]

and you call me evil. *bowing down to tweety*

i wouldn't call that "evil". we're 2 helpless, innocent ladies living in a dangerous wulin society. if we can't use our brains, how is a girl to live?

[tweety365]

Cool! We have an excellent operation going! What great lives we'll lead . Great heroes like KF & GJ will be eating out of our hands... Of course we need to get them away from WY first...

[patricia n]

Cool! We have an excellent operation going! What great lives we'll lead . Great heroes like KF & GJ will be eating out of our hands... Of course we need to get them away from WY first...

hmm...wy can join us! why must she be excluded from this operation...we need a hottie to make the business more successful and who better than wy (she can also cook for us)?

and you're right...evil is the wrong word. the correct word is witty.

[tweety365]

hmm...wy can join us! why must she be excluded from this operation...we need a hottie to make the business more successful and who better than wy (she can also cook for us)?

and you're right...evil is the wrong word. the correct word is witty.

yeah, i'm sure you can convince wy to be a part of our plans. there is plenty of profits to go around.

of course, how can anyone look at us and say "evil". we're all

[Suet Seung]

I just thought of another great plan which I'll include in my shopping mall.

I'll hire many famous watercolor painters and artists to travel around where the wulin events are and paint the fighting scenes and of the heroes, so the fans can purchase the paintings of their idols and charge them another 100 taels for the autograph of the heroes. The paintings will be selling like hot cakes.

Of course, with all this money, I'll have to open an escort agency transporting all the valueable golds and silvers around.

[CrazyT]

I will create a league similiar to NASCAR today except instead of cars, I'll use people. Think your lightness kungfu is the best? Prove it! And since gambling wasn't as regulated back then, I'll be the house and rake in all the money. Hell, I'll even sponsor off section of the racer's clothes.

[kidd]

Hire Shi Po Tian as chef for a restaurant.

more like hire shi po tian as a gymnastics/acrobatics coach.

It will be a waste to not utilise his great cooking skills. That's his best skill.

[R!chard]

I will sell postcards of Shi Potian jumping over the ocean.

[yittz]

I will start a wuxia forum/news etc for all the wulin people. People can exchange news, ideas and trade items etc. The forum will be free for the wulin readers, but advertising will be paid by you lot - coffins, insurances, restaurants, chefs, weaponary, medicine, postcards, crying (patricia asking for donations).

[Candide]

Can't believe nobody has mentioned pr0n yet. Considering how deprived they were in those days (WXB had a copy and even the insanely rich ministers went nuts at it) I'd be rolling in money in no time. Then of course I'd have to hire top fighters to protect my curvy arse.

[yittz]

Can I be your advertiser? Hang on, male pron aren't popular.

[Candide]

Males have no place in pr0n, mate. At least not the kind of pr0n biz I'd be running. I hate stinking hairy males.

[CC]

The best business in wulin is to learn top martial arts yourself. Look at some of the rich but with no-martial arts type of people in wuxia. The work hard all their lives and one day, some kung fu crazy turns up and you lose everything.

[KJ]

Let's say you're a businessperson living in ancient wulin. You want to make money by starting some kind of business that caters to wulin people. What kind of business would you open?

I think I'd open a print shop and start printing up copies of martial arts manuals. People like West Poison Au Yeung Fung and Dong Fong But Bai would never need to kill anybody again trying to steal the 9 Yum Jen Ging or the Qwai Fa Bo Deen. They could just get copies of the book from my print shop.

You'd better be a top martial artist or else nobody would buy your manuals. They would just take it from you. Maybe kill you too, so you won't be able to distribute any more to other people.

[Extremer88]

Males have no place in pr0n, mate.

Humph, who said so???