What would you steal from wuxia world?

[Yeung Gor]

Imagine are given one opportunity to warp into wuxia world and steal one item for souvenir and this item can't be a martial arts manual or a person. What would you take?

[minutemanwayne]

Your Xiao Long Nu's virginity.

[resident:alien]

Your Xiao Long Nu's virginity.

then, i'd steal yeung gor's heavy iron sword thus YT and DSS would not exist.

lmao!

[Yeung Gor]

Your Xiao Long Nu's virginity.

Are you admitting you want to be a rapist? tsk tsk

Besides I think that dirty taoist will sneak up behind you and kill you. You know he is lurking in the bushes.

[Ken Cheng]

I'd probably end up bringing back a few mantou. I'm a bit of an underachiever.

[Da Bao]

Oh! I know what I'd take... Darn the item can't be a martial arts manual or a person...
I'd probably take one of the swords in that back room at Passionless Valley where the Lady and Gentleman swords were kept.
No wait, maybe bring back the Qing Hua... and grow them in my garden.

[Yeung Gor]

then, i'd steal yeung gor's heavy iron sword thus YT and DSS would not exist.

lmao!

hehe I knew someone would want the Heavy Iron Sword. That was the first thing that pop in my mind when I started this thread.

[IcyFox]

Xiao Feng's autograph and Zhang San Feng's horsetail-whisk.

[IcyFox]

That was the first thing that pop in my mind when I started this thread.

Really? I thought it was this:

Your Xiao Long Nu's virginity.

[resident:alien]

Are you admitting you want to be a rapist? tsk tsk

Besides I think that dirty taoist will sneak up behind you and kill you. You know he is lurking in the bushes.

well, frankly, i think the taoist would confuse his back for XLN and well...XLN wouldn't get raped just yet.

[Yeung Gor]

Really? I thought it was this:

If I want something from XLN, it would not be her virginity, I rather have her love.

But if I were to take something for souvenir, an actual item, it would have to be XLN's gloves. That is perfect. Something that reminds me of her and it's practical.

[Yeung Gor]

well, frankly, i think the taoist would confuse his back for XLN and well...XLN wouldn't get raped just yet.

haha that would indeed be a funny scenerio. It is quite dark afterall.

[The_One]

I think I would take YG's right arm for safe keeping.

[Ken Cheng]

I think I would take YG's right arm for safe keeping.

It'd be ironic if you used it to fertilize a pot of Passion Flowers.

[Yeung Gor]

I think I would take YG's right arm for safe keeping.

haha I never expected that one.

Make sure to freeze it, maybe one day I can reattach it.

[resident:alien]

well, on second thought, maybe i'll take the divine condor, since it is an animal and not a person. and if it is dead, i'll take it to a taxidermist.

[Yeung Gor]

well, on second thought, maybe i'll take the divine condor, since it is an animal and not a person. and if it is dead, i'll take it to a taxidermist.

nope, Brother Condor qualifies as a person.

[Ken Cheng]

nope, Brother Condor qualifies as a person.

I thought I ate Brother Condor at Thanksgiving dinner last night.

*burp*

[Yeung Gor]

I thought I ate Brother Condor at Thanksgiving dinner last night.

*burp*

haha That must have been quite a turkey you got there.

[CC]

I'll take the Ice Jade Bed.

Think of all the air con bill savings and the fast advancement in qigong.