The Cult of Ken Cheng Thread

[Ken Cheng]

Ken, Did you forget to use spell check? As I recall, Satisfy is spelled with an "f" in it. Are you quite well, Ken? This is so unexpected by an English teacher. Oh, no, now something horrible like the apocalypse might happen just because the Captain of the perfect English Grammar has misspelled a word.

I'm only grammar and spelling gaffe-proof; I'm as bad a typist as anybody.

Felix? Ken? You guys actually read and still read PLAYBOY? Now that's real shocking, I never figured you guys as perverted geezers. But I guess all guys read or seen porno sometime in their life as rumored. However, I thought porn mags and related stuff would be beneath you guys because theres always the option of real and breathing women (or woman).

How naive I am to think so........*whispers* pervert geezers!*whispers* JK!

With few exceptions, any straight male who claims that he *never* reads PLAYBOY or similar publications is probably a liar.

[Ren Ying Ying]

I'm only grammar and spelling gaffe-proof; I'm as bad a typist as anybody.

oh...i thought it was Anh impostering as Ken for a sex

[douggilmour]

I'm only grammar and spelling gaffe-proof; I'm as bad a typist as anybody.
With few exceptions, any straight male who claims that he *never* reads PLAYBOY or similar publications is probably a liar.

I disagree. 18-25 men now rarely buy PB anymore, but have all their needs satisfied via the magicbox known as the computer; this is a generational gap I guess.

I've never had and urge to buy a Playboy magazine b/c 1. It's free on the internet, 2. Still images of 15 min. fad girls are very unappealing.

[Ken Cheng]

I disagree. 18-25 men now rarely buy PB anymore, but have all their needs satisfied via the magicbox known as the computer; this is a generational gap I guess.

I've never had and urge to buy a Playboy magazine b/c 1. It's free on the internet, 2. Still images of 15 min. fad girls are very unappealing.

Yeah, but the Net pretty much serves up only the cheesecake photos. If you really do want to read the articles too, you're out of luck (unless you can access them out of a database somewhere). Unlike the other laddie mags and skin mags, PLAYBOY's articles really are worth reading in their own right. Even famous authors such as Thomas Wolfe and the recently deceased Kurt Vonnegut have contributed writings before.

[sarakoth]

The only time I read Playboy (I'm in ninth grade) was on the bus when some kid brought it. We had to throw it out the window because someone was going to tell on us. The kid stole it from Target.

[sarakoth]

If your cult needs a holy maiden (strictly for worshipping, not for sacrifice), Kenny, you know how to reach me.

Or maybe not used for worshipping either . . . . .

[john-e]

Unlike the other laddie mags and skin mags, PLAYBOY's articles really are worth reading in their own right. Even famous authors such as Thomas Wolfe and the recently deceased Kurt Vonnegut have contributed writings before.

I haven't read it lately, but they used to print condensed novels and short stories by some very big names. And the interviews are the best - think that was mentioned previously - stuff you just can't read anywhere else.

And all types read Playboy. I know a few women who have subscriptions and I once had a very surprising discussion with a church minister on the Playboy Philosophy (hedonism vs. abstinence). He seemed to know alot about Playboy, though he claimed not to look at the pictures, lol.

Er, what was the topic of this thread again?

[levendis d'orange]

Er, what was the topic of this thread again?

Couldn't you read?

This is a thread of epic proportion. It tells the story of how once humble and dedicated KenCheng became corrupted with power once his awesome grammatical skill reached the 9th level. What was once a cute and seemingly innocent cult of personality turned into a violent sect of grammanazis that thrive on terrorizing other posters via grammar deathmatches and tactics of intimidation such as face morphing and avatar-cloning.

The story reaches its climax once KenCheng managed to usurp the throne from the often absent Empress Spcnet, transformed the forum into his own vision of a Borg-like paradise, and got his notorious accomplishment published in Playboy, after having posing in it himself.

[pemberly]

orange is just jealous bc nobody made a thread for him.

[Surferket]

Is Ken Cheng the fat HK actor best known as the pork selling disciple of Wong Fei Hung?

[sarakoth]

Couldn't you read?

This is a thread of epic proportion. It tells the story of how once humble and dedicated KenCheng became corrupted with power once his awesome grammatical skill reached the 9th level. What was once a cute and seemingly innocent cult of personality turned into a violent sect of grammanazis that thrive on terrorizing other posters via grammar deathmatches and tactics of intimidation such as face morphing and avatar-cloning.

The story reaches its climax once KenCheng managed to usurp the throne from the often absent Empress Spcnet, transformed the forum into his own vision of a Borg-like paradise, and got his notorious accomplishment published in Playboy, after having posing in it himself.

Making fun of my Borg signature!!

[Suet Seung]

Is Ken Cheng the fat HK actor best known as the pork selling disciple of Wong Fei Hung?

I think you're refering to Kent Cheng?

[duguxiaojing]

This is a thread of epic proportion. It tells the story of how once humble and dedicated KenCheng became corrupted with power once his awesome grammatical skill reached the 9th level. What was once a cute and seemingly innocent cult of personality turned into a violent sect of grammanazis that thrive on terrorizing other posters via grammar deathmatches and tactics of intimidation such as face morphing and avatar-cloning.

LMAO... ..how long did it take you to come up with that? That was pretty good orange.

[ghostdarTeal'c]

oh dear....another clone of Ken's! the cult is getting bigger and bigger by the minute!

[sarakoth]

oh dear....another clone of Ken's! the cult is getting bigger and bigger by the minute!

Why is everyone imitating me !!!!
I was the first one to copy Ken's avatar.

LONG LIVE THE BROTHERHOOD !!!!

[pemberly]

Why is everyone imitating me !!!!
I was the first one to copy Ken's avatar.

LONG LIVE THE BROTHERHOOD !!!!

you're upset that people are copying you copying someone else?

[Ren Ying Ying]

i suppose he wants to be the original copy cat

[AnhHung]

oh...i thought it was Anh impostering as Ken for a sex

ha ha, yes thats not impossible.

To Ken: there are many ways of proving things. I would perhaps make my own wikipedia page and refere it. Or I would use mumbo jumbo semi technological bookwormish term to convince them. The latter is not really proving, but more like boring them to beleaving.