The sky was cloudy.
Why was the sky cloudy?
Because there was cloud in the sky.
OK, let me cut to the chase.
This topic is about pitting two MOFO speedsters against each other, who happen to share the same family name (maybe they're related).
On the first corner, we have:
The original castratee of the Ming dynasty, the pioneer of the unfathomably chic fad, the monk who resigned his position in order to fulfill a more surprising position, The Pioneer of Castration, The Castration of Pioneer, CASTRATION PIONEER EVIL SLAYER Lin Yuantu
On the other corner, have we:
Founder of the Ice Coffin, Misandrist with Pride, She Who Cursed at Her Partner-in-Travel for 7 days 7 Nights Nonstop, Master of Dragon Girl's Dazzling Speed, Who Has reached the Peak of Perfection in Finger Rock Writing by Cheating, TOMB RAIDER Lin Chaoying
Both are not known for their godly speed, but we know/think that they had such godly speed. If they were to fight each other, who would take the cake?