Golden Wheel Monk -vs- SURPRISING POSITION Linghu Chong [with a twist]

[PJ]

Golden Wheel Monk has reached the 14th level of Dragon Elephant Prajna (13 maximum + he created his own 14th). He has reached the unimaginable realm of powerfulness.

Linghu Chong is 98% dead, his internal energy has been completely drained. His gut is half outside the belly, he is blind, deaf, mute, and castrated. In his final breath, he takes one final stab.

What happens?

[ChanceEncounter]

He manages to take advantage of GWM's attack and position his sword in a surprising position so that they both die.

[CC]

His desparate stab connects with Golden Monks Wheel at its most vulnerable position. The overwhelming energies of 14th Level DEP surges into LHC through the weapons as LHC's Xi Xing Da Fa is subconciously activated!

The invigorating inner energy flowing into LHC heals his eyes, ears and throat while causing his guts to retract back into his belly and the wounds to heal (hey! Xu Zhu could cause blood flowing out of wounds to flow back!).

[the.raven]

GWM gets hit by his attack and his internal energy starts flowing to ling hu chong, he becomes paralyzed by the effect and cannot move, so he slowly inches forward with wheel, and then yilin appears out of nowhere and stabs him in the back, killing him.

after ling hu chong sucked his 14th level elephant sutra, he had a new nickname called the deaf mute elephant blind man.














because he had such powerful internal, LHC eventually learnt to talk with his stomach, and see and hear with his nose. his sense of smell became so developed that he was able to smell his enemy's movements as well as smell what they are saying. so even though he was blind, deaf and mute, he was as pwoerful as ever. Now that LHC has got complete mastery of yi jin jing and elephant 14th level, he became so pwoerful that he was able to open up a time warp portal with his energy and travel back into the past into Du GU Qiu Bai's era.

Once LHC went to the past, his first goal was to meet the legendary DGQB and see first hand how powerful he was. He asked around but strangely no one had heard of DGQB. So LHC thought, "hmm, perhaps DGQB went by another name." and LHC came up with an idea, he would go around challenging all the masters of the world to fights, and since DGQB wants to get defeated, eventually LHC's reputation would cause DGQB to show up, and then LHC would finally meet him. so LHC went around fighting and defeating all the masters of that era. since his internal was pretty much unstoppable, no one could even touch LHC, eventaully LHC defeated all under heaven, but still, DGQB never showed up.

LHC became very dismayed and thought perhaps DGQB never existed at all. he became depressed and went to live in a forest as a hermit. Then one day, LHC suddenly had a realization, that HE was DGQB!!!! In the most ultimate time paradox of all time in wuxia, LHC travelled back in time, and became DGQB himself. DG9J was invented by none other than LHC himself, which in the future was taught to the future LHC by feng qing yang. So LHC was very confused, if DG9J was invented by LHC, then who taught FQY? and then LHC came to the conclusion that FQY was a figment of his imagination. Because he spent an entire year on si guo cliff, he started to converse with himself in his own mind, and he created an alternate personality called feng qing yang, who taught himself DG9J.

at this point, LHC thought "what is DG9J? who am I? who is LHC?" and the more he thought about it, he started to feel his energy start flowing randomly in his body causing him great pain, he leapt up and stood upside down with his hands and started running around with his hands....

[PJ]

His gut is half outside the belly, he is blind, deaf, mute, and castrated.

The invigorating inner energy flowing into LHC heals his eyes, ears and throat while causing his guts to retract back into his belly and the wounds to heal (hey! Xu Zhu could cause blood flowing out of wounds to flow back!).

With regards to the reverse flowing of "wounds," and of castration being a "wound", are you thinking what I'm thinking in terms of healing the "wound" of castration?

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[aniking_8]

LHC is castrated then he can learn bixie swordplay rob from handicapped LPZ and master the superspeed then sneak up on to GWM and suck him up. GWM will feel ashame w/o his martial art and commit suicide then LHC rip his eyeballs out replace his so he can see again.

[yittz]

Am I the only one who thinks JLFW might be able to pull this one off?

[Meh]

Linghu Chong is 98% dead, his internal energy has been completely drained. His gut is half outside the belly, he is blind, deaf, mute, and castrated. In his final breath, he takes one final stab.

What happens?

Linghu Chong becomes 100% dead.

[Single Whip]

LHC didn't even need to take a stab. He only needs to stare at the various openings/weak spots of GWM stances, and GWM would ran away scared.

[shortsight]

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at this point, LHC thought "what is DG9J? who am I? who is LHC?" and the more he thought about it, he started to feel his energy start flowing randomly in his body causing him great pain, he leapt up and stood upside down with his hands and started running around with his hands....

... this should ends with LHC with boosted internal mutated him so much that his body hair grow faster than normal, his body swell, hands slowly formed into wings, mouth into beak, and finally he became Brother Condor!! He would eventually live forever, hide away in the cave, and this also explains why at DGQB sword tomb, DGQB corpse was never found!

LHC didn't even need to take a stab. He only needs to stare at the various openings/weak spots of GWM stances, and GWM would ran away scared.

That is the most surprising position of DG9J, the peak of perfection, when a blind LHC is still able to stare at the weak point!

[PJ]

That is the most surprising position of DG9J, the peak of perfection, when a blind LHC is still able to stare at the weak point!

Yes....

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The sight is in his heart.

[shortsight]

Yes....

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The sight is in his heart.

And JLFW has to know LHC heart by ... heart, else he won't know LHC is pointing at a direction at all. That is so gay ... no wonder JLFW never had a lover in ROCH!

[smurf120]

Is this why JLFW loses to YG in ROCH - he recognized DGQB's weapon and techniques?

[Wu Wudi]

ha ha, great thread.

You know how happy I get when the BWM gets his proper disrespect.