50 ways to know if you're Asian...

[MrPhotastic]

I found this in another forum, and I thought it was very funny on how true some of these are.


1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance
3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's.
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano
5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
12. You boil water before drinking
13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
16. You have a rice cooker.
17. You're a wok user.
]18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup
21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
22. You iron your own shirts
23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full
26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton,volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics
27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50ff.
28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
29. You hate to waste food a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel
34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's
35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes
36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door.
41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents
42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends
43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
44. You never call your parents just to say hi
45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
46. You use a colored face cloth every morning.
47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
48. Almost all your money is in a savings account
49. You never discuss your love life with your parents.AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
50. You take this message post it in your own blog for all your Azn friends to see.

[xJadedx]

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs. - Not true for my first two years of university.
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance - Not true again.
3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's. - Nope.
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano - Nope, guitar and bass.
5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. - Nope, cloth.
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. - Nope.
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it. - Sort of true, but it's regularly cleaned.
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks. - Hahaha, so true.
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door - Yup, though this doesn't only apply to Asians.
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack - We don't use ours.
. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. - Yup.
12. You boil water before drinking - Yup.
13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean. - Yup.
14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods. - Not true.
15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage. - Yup.
16. You have a rice cooker. - I tried to tell my parents not to buy one. I failed.
17. You're a wok user. - No idea what that means.
]18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. - Nope, I'm pretty broke.
19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it. - Nope, just once.
20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup - Never.
21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned. - I haven't gone to a dry cleaner yet.
22. You iron your own shirts - Nope.
23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs. - I don't know if the preserved eggs are like this, but I do like congee.
24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it. - Nope.
25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full - True.
26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton,volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics - Nope, no sports.
27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50ff. - Nope.
28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water. - No, that's disgusting.
29. You hate to waste food - True.
a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. - Not really.
You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. - Nope.
30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. - Maybe.
32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them. - True.
33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel - Nope.
34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's - Nope.
35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes - Nope.
36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table - No, disgusting.
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. - Yah.
38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool. - Nope.
39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer. - Yah.
40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door. - We don't have a Mercedes.
41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents - They have people that look up phone numbers for you?
42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends - I don't make any.
43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. - No.
44. You never call your parents just to say hi - I live at home, so I see them a lot.
45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS! - No, German cars for the win.
46. You use a colored face cloth every morning. - Yes.
47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places. - Sometimes.
48. Almost all your money is in a savings account - No, I'm broke.
49. You never discuss your love life with your parents. - I do sometimes.
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
50. You take this message post it in your own blog for all your Azn friends to see. [/QUOTE] - I don't have a blog.

So basically, according to this, I'm only about 40% Asian.

[bellamia]

Maybe it's late and I'm super tired, but that list gives me a headache!

[KeongJai]

I'm not asian enough to read through all of that.

[Bubblegum]

I think I've read this somewhere before but it must have been the older version. I agree with most of them but not all of them apply.

what about this one:
Reusing large jam jars to store herbs in?

[MrPhotastic]

what about this one:
Reusing large jam jars to store herbs in?

I've never seen anyone reuse large jars to store herbs.
But I've seen people use big azz pickle jars to store those homemade wine with all various animals parts and herbs know to man.

[yittz]

I fail 7/50.

[Bubblegum]

I've never seen anyone reuse large jars to store herbs.
But I've seen people use big azz pickle jars to store those homemade wine with all various animals parts and herbs know to man.

It could just be my parents hehe.

[ChanceEncounter]

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.

I always had a fairly good GPA, but I was never a "good student." I skipped class, didn't do my homework half the time, and slept instead of paying attention to lecture.

2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance

Business Administration and Film Production.

3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's.

Sure.

4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano

Guitar, actually.

5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.

How ugly.

6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.

See above.

7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.

Nope.

8. You beat eggs with chopsticks.

I beat eggs with an egg-beater. Usually works better that way.

9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door

Nope. Though I don't usually wear shoes in the house.

10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.

No hot water. I use two dishwashers in conjunction, so one of them is a dish rack.

12. You boil water before drinking

Chill, actually.

13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.

Rather not.

14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.

Measuring cups have saved my life, maybe literally.

15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.

That's what garbage bags are for.

16. You have a rice cooker.

Sure do.

17. You're a wok user.

Err?

18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

Not a chance.

19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.

No way.

20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup

Definitely not. And I hate it when other people do.

21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.

My dry cleaner knows my name.

22. You iron your own shirts

Hell no, I'm afraid of that thing.

23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.

Err?

24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.

I always go out for food is more like it.

25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full

AmEx is a charge card.

26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton,volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics

Basketball, yes, but it's not as cool as football. And no Olympic aspirations.

27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50ff.

What's the point of that?

28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.

Warm water is the way to go.

29. You hate to waste food a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.

I hate leftovers, so no.

30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.

Are you kidding? I'm Glad's biggest sponsor.

32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.

The toilet paper I use never seems to go on sale.

33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel

No way.

34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's

Nope.

35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes

Never.

36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table

No.

37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.

My dad gets help for everything.

38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.

Err?

39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.

My house seems to retain the same temperature year round.

40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door.

My mom doesn't drive a Mercedes, and I've never even heard of those stores.

41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents

I don't even think I have a phone book in my house.

42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends

I have an unlimited cell plan.

43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.

No, just more work for me.

44. You never call your parents just to say hi

I don't really call my parents. I just go as long as I can before they call me and are like, "WTF?"

45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!

I think the McLaren F1 is the best car ever.

46. You use a colored face cloth every morning.

What's wrong with your hands?

47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.

Actually, I find that every time I wind up in a buffet, I had inconveniently eaten something just before.

48. Almost all your money is in a savings account

That's stupid. My portfolio says hi.

49. You never discuss your love life with your parents.

Nope, but they always seem to find out anyway.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

50. You take this message post it in your own blog for all your Azn friends to see.

I don't have a blog.

I guess I'm not very Asian. 3.5/50 by my count.

[999roses]

I found this in another forum, and I thought it was very funny on how true some of these are.





5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table. ~ FAIL, no table cloth


6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. ~ FAIL, we have those flat surface ones.

. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. ~ FAIL, too lazy

12. You boil water before drinking ~FAIL, I am not paranoid, drinking fountains are my friend.


23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs. ~ FAIL, ew

26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton,volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics ~FAIL, unathletic


28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.~ EW, hell no, my poor hands.

36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table ~EW, that's disgusting. We use a bowl.

40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door. ~ HA, we WISH we had a Mercedes.

42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends~ FAIL, my mom calls whenever

43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. ~ FAIL nope

44. You never call your parents just to say hi~ FAIL, yea I do

45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS! ~ FAIL, I like the European cars

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
50. You take this message post it in your own blog for all your Azn friends to see. ~ FAIL, no that's lame

Wait, I don't fail? I only got 13/50 wrong I think.

[jadebunny9]

I'm very Asian and proud of it. That was a cute read.

[Guo Xiang]

Stereotypical, and I don't fit lots of those descriptions.

24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.

Cook myself? Who's going to take care of the fire then?

[sarakoth]

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
true
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance
I plan on 3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's.
I don't plan on 4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano
false 5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
false 6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
false 7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
false 8. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
I don't beat eggs. 9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door
true 10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
true 12. You boil water before drinking
false 13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
mostly true 14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
I don't prepare food (unless ramen counts) 15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
most definitely true 16. You have a rice cooker.
who doesn't? 17. You're a wok user.
I don't cook ]18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
I don't pay 19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
true 20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup
I try not to 21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
totally false 22. You iron your own shirts
false 23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
false 24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
false 25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full
false 26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton,volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics
somewhat true 27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50ff.
false 28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
false 29. You hate to waste food a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
somewhat true 30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
I don't own tupperware, I use glass containers 32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
false 33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel
somewhat true 34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's
somewhat true 35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes
false 36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table
I try not to 37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
YEEES 38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
YEEEEES 39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
YEEEEEEEES 40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door.
My mom's waaay too Asian to own a Mercedes . . . or any car that retails above $35,000 41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents
What's Directory Assistance?
42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends
Chinese aren't awake otherwise 43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
false 44. You never call your parents just to say hi
true 45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
IT'S A FACT!! 46. You use a colored face cloth every morning.
true 47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
I don't bother 48. Almost all your money is in a savings account
true, but this applies to most children 49. You never discuss your love life with your parents.sadly, I don't have one
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
50. You take this message post it in your own blog for all your Azn friends to see.
proudly, I don't have one

Counting the Tupperware one and the somewhat true one's as halves, I'm 18.5/50.

However, many of these won't really apply to me until about ten or fifteen years later.

[lailac]

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
True
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance
History
3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's.
No. I have a job!
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano
True
5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
Ewww
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
Ewww
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
Again, ewwww
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
Nope. Anything within reach will do
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door
Yes
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack
No. I don't use it at all
11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
No. I prefer my water cold.
12. You boil water before drinking
No. I only drink store bought bottled water.
13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
No. I like to eat in front of the TV.
14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
True.
15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
True.
16. You have a rice cooker.
True.
17. You're a wok user.
Huh?
18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
Not always.
19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
Absolutely!
20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup
No, I don't.
21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
The cleaner knows me by my first name.
22. You iron your own shirts
That's what dry cleaners are for.
23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
Huh?
24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
I only cook for a party of 5 people or more.
25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full
Debit card.
26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton,volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics
Yoga
27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50ff.
I don't even want to set foot into the malls after the holidays.
28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
Nope. I'd prefer hot water.
29. You hate to waste food a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
False
30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
False
32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
When is toilet paper ever on sale?
33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel
I should, but I don't.
34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's
Huh?
35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes
No. There is gas station on every corner of the road.
36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table
Ewww
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
I don't know.
38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
Funny, but true.
39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
No way. I make good use of my AC/Heater
40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door.
My mom doesn't drive a Mercedes.
41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents
I look up information on the computer.
42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends
There is no limitation to my phone usage.
43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
Gross. No!
44. You never call your parents just to say hi
I call my mom every day to let her know that I'm safe and sound.
45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
No. I like German cars.
46. You use a colored face cloth every morning.
My hands are perfectly fine.
47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
I love buffet, but only if it's good.
48. Almost all your money is in a savings account
No. It's in my house. It's called a "mortgage."
49. You never discuss your love life with your parents.AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
Absolutely TRUE.
50. You take this message post it in your own blog for all your Azn friends to see.
Don't have time for blogs.

Wow...9/50. I guess I'm not good enough to be Asian.

[remember_Cedric]

45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
No. I like German cars.

Wow...9/50. I guess I'm not good enough to be Asian.

I like German cars too. I like Volks Wagen best! Better be the Beetles version though!

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
No. I sucked academically. I'm better with anything out of the books!
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance
Arts, actually. So, it's a No
3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's.
No. I'm plain lazy....I'm trying....but no!
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano
No. I'm a flute-o-maniac
5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
No, I do fine on a stool even.
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
No, cloth or plastic cover.
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
What? I don't think so
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
No. Sensibly, it's anything within reach
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door
No. Too many thieves/cheapskates around my neighbourhood. So, no!
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack
No. my hands do dishwashing. Dish rack is dish rack.
11. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
Regardless of asian or not, most people do that. No?
12. You boil water before drinking
No. I prefer tape water. It tastes like....holy water
13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
No. I eat in dining room, in bedroom...just not necessarily the kitchen.
14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
It depends.
15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
Not really. It depends.
16. You have a rice cooker.
Of course. I can cook if I'm able to set up a campfire at home too.
17. You're a wok user.
No. Pots and pans.....campfire can do too.
18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
No. Paying separate bills do just fine.
19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
I'm not a rice person! I can't remember since I don't count. Gut feeling tells
20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup
No, I'm not japanese. And, I don't fancy soup so much. I usually do bread into soup....so, no chances for sounds.
21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
I do when I need to. Some expensive clothes cannot be screwed up.
22. You iron your own shirts
When I need to look good....although looking good is natural for me
23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
No, not at all. How does it taste?
24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
Cooking is fun. What's the problemo?
25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full
I go GIRO! No, I do part instalment payment. F*ck them.
26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton,volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics
I'm no fan of soccer, I can't swim, I can live without badminton, volleyball, basketball and ping pong. I like martial arts, tennis, karting and exotic outdoor sports. No inspiration for Olympics.
27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50ff.
I don't really bother, you know? I hate crowds.
28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
Whenever runs out from the tape. Holy water do fine too.
29. You hate to waste food a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
I don't like waste of food but I don't go to that extreme. I just leave it be.
30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
I use geniune Tupperware for fresh fruits and uncooked food but not leftovers.
32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
Overstorage of toilet rolls? Toilet rolls get stale too. So, no.
33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel
No. Hotels provide them, no?
34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's
What's that?
35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes
No.
36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table
Gross.... no.
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
I do it myself. My dad fixes his plants.
38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
No. I'm no party animal.
39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
No. Just no.
40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door.
No. Any shopping needed, we cycle. I believe in cycling.
41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents
I use the Directory Assistance when I'm lazy.
42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends
No.
43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
No.
44. You never call your parents just to say hi
No, to the quescion.
45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
No, I think this is major mistake. I don't fancy Japanese cars. I like Ferrari, Volvo, BMW or Volks Wagen. German technology rules!!
46. You use a colored face cloth every morning.
What? No
47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
No. I like food from different nationalities, don't have to be buffet. I prefer the specific restaurant actually.
48. Almost all your money is in a savings account
No. Actually, my insurances.
49. You never discuss your love life with your parents.AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
Yeah....I don't want them to nagg at me for being such a flirt.
50. You take this message post it in your own blog for all your Azn friends to see.
I'm too lazy to do that.

I've got less than 5 over 50. I'm an Arab, I told you!

[PJ]

Here's my own top 5 items to know when you're Mainland Chinese:

1. You gun down your ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend, then kill yourself.

2. You spend all your effort tracking down a Pro-Tibet poster on the internet, planning to murder his entire family.

3. When someone accidentally steps on your foot at a bus stop, you follow him to his home and stab him to death.

4. You think China is the best thing since sliced tofu, much better than US and the industrialized countries.

5. You think Hitler is a great man.

[xJadedx]

Here's my own top 5 items to know when you're Mainland Chinese:

1. You gun down your ex-girlfriend and her new boyfriend, then kill yourself.

2. You spend all your effort tracking down a Pro-Tibet poster on the internet, planning to murder his entire family.

3. When someone accidentally steps on your foot at a bus stop, you follow him to his home and stab him to death.

4. You think China is the best thing since sliced tofu, much better than US and the industrialized countries.

5. You think Hitler is a great man.

WTF? That's just stupid, no offense.

[bellamia]

Precious, what is going on dearie? You're starting to sound like someone.

[warlock110]

1. You were/are a good student with very high GPAs.
Not True, kinda hard to have all asian have high GPA lol even in HS.
2. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or finance
Economic is probably not counted toward finance, but close enough I think.
3. You have more than one-college degree, especially more than one Master's.
Plan to, not right now.
4. If you play a musical instrument, it must be piano
I personally think the guitar is more common, but piano is nice IMO, not a must.
5. You have a vinyl table cloth on your kitchen table.
No
6. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.
No
7. Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it.
No
8. You beat eggs with chopsticks.
Sometimes, you can beat eggs with a crap load of stuff.
9. You always leave outdoor shoes at the door
Yes
10. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times.
No
12. You boil water before drinking
No
13. You eat all meals in the kitchen to keep your dining room clean.
No, I bring it to my bed room n watch TV while eating.
14. You don't use measuring cups when preparing foods.
Yes
15. You save grocery bags and use them to hold garbage.
Yes
16. You have a rice cooker.
Yes, we used to cook it the old ways but not anymore since like 10 years ago.
17. You're a wok user.
Wtf is a wok?
18. You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
No, I'm fair about money but I ain't fighting over forking over money.
19. You wash rice 2-3 times before cooking it.
Yes, that stuff ain't that clean.
20. You make sounds when you have a bowl of soup
No
21. You don't dry-clean clothes, even if they need to be dry-cleaned.
No, I dry clean my clothes if they need to be.
22. You iron your own shirts
Once in a blue moon? I wear wringkle shirt ALL the time.
23. You like congee with thousand year old eggs.
Naw, I don't like congee all together.
24. You always cook yourself, even if you hate it.
Naw, if I'm eating alone I'm eating at some restaurant.
25. You use credit cards, and pay monthly bills in full
Yes
26. You do either soccer, swimming, badminton,volleyball, basketball, or ping pong, and have an obsession with making the Beijing Olympics
I play them for fun, no obsession, although I like watching the olympic.
27. You buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50ff.
No, I don't buy Christmas card, it's a waste of money
28. When you hand wash dishes, you only use cold water.
Naw, what if it's cold outside? screw that.
29. You hate to waste food a) Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.
Naw, I'm on a diet, I eat small meals now.
30. You don't own any real Tupperware-only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars.
Nope
32. When toilet paper is on sale, you buy 100 rolls and store them.
Nope
33. You have a collection of miniature shampoo/conditioner bottles and little soap bars that you take every time you stay in a hotel
Don't think so.
34. The condiments in your fridge are either Price Club sized or come in plastic packets, which you save every time you get take out or go to McDonald's
Naw, not really.
35. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (and travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes
Naw, I would just stop by some fast food place if I'm hungry.
36. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table
yeah
37. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself.
I can fix everything myself, my dad not so much.
38. When you go to a dance party, there is always a group of guys surrounding the dance floor trying to look cool.
I know they're not haha, those guys are just trying to dry hump.
39. Your house/apartment is always cold in winter, and hot in summer.
40. Your Mom drives her Mercedes to Foodtown, or Shoppers Food Warehouse regardless how far it is, even if the dairy is next door.
We don't own expensive cars.
41. You always look phone numbers up in the phone book, since calling Directory Assistance costs 50 cents
There's the internet yellow page, no need for phone book.
42. You only make long distance calls after 11pm or during weekends
eh, don't think so, I hate talking on the phone.
43. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.
heads is fine, not legs, wtf do you do with legs.
44. You never call your parents just to say hi
I don't call ANYONE just to say hi.
45. You think ONLY Japanese can make good CARS!
Not true.
46. You use a colored face cloth every morning.
I prefer white, but they're all the same to me.
47. You starve yourself before going to all-you-can-eat places.
Nope, that's kind of stupid, 5 extra bucks of food might make you sick.
48. Almost all your money is in a savings account
Nope
49. You never discuss your love life with your parents.
True
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:
50. You take this message post it in your own blog for all your Azn friends to see.
Probably

[PJ]

Precious, what is going on dearie? You're starting to sound like someone.

It was nothing more than listing some practical social issues of China.
#4 and #5 are actually quite prominent issues in China right now.
I'm referring to the fen qing (angry youth) group of course.