Internet Pranks

[KeongJai]

by internet prank do you mean something like that youtube rick ansty song on all youtube links for April fools this year?

[yittz]

Yeah we should do this.

Bunny is funnier than I thought. She even got her age wrong.

[expression]

This is a HILARIOUS masterpiece bunny! I must print it, frame it, and hang it on the wall for inspiration.

A Mr. Spcnet sounds so much fun!!!

[PJ]

The first ever Mr & Mrs SPCNET event can be organized, if we have volunteers .

[remember_Cedric]

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I guess it was pretty serious. Beauty pageants are serious business, even online ones, lol.


9. Hobbies: Making origami cranes, winning spelling bees, cooking marshmallows, flaming, making shallow judgements

F.I.B(Fill in the blank)
2. I joined Mr. /Ms AF because I need validation from strangers on the internet.

3. You should vote for me because I promise to end world hunger, illiteracy on the internet, and forum peace amongst all forums.

4. Give us 3 adjectives that best describes Mr. /Ms AF: photoshopped, shameless, and corpulent.


Tell us a little about yourself:

1. If there's a type of fruit you could be what would it be and why?


I want to be a pitaya (dragonfruit) because of the following:

The red flesh variety is rich in antioxidants.
The pitaya fruit is rich in vitamins.
The pitaya fruit helps the digestive process due to its fiber.
The pitaya fruit helps prevent colon cancer and diabetes.
The pitaya fruit helps to neutralize toxic substances such as heavy metal, reduce cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.
Consumed regularly the pitaya fruit can help against asthma and cough.
Dragonfruit is rich in fiber, Vitamin C and minerals. The typical nutritional value per 100g of dragonfruit is as follows:

Ashes 0.68g
Fat 0.61g
Fiber 0.9g
Phosphorus 36.1mg
Carotene 0.012g
Protein 0.229g
Water 83.0g
Calcium 8.8mg
Iron 0.65mg
Riboflavin 0.045mg
Niacin 0.430mg
Ascorbic Acid 9.0mg

Dragonfruit is also rich in phytoalbumins which are highly valued for their antioxidant properties. Antioxidants prevent the formation of cancer-causing free radicals.
In Taiwan, diabetics use the fruit as a food substitute for rice and as a source of dietary fiber.



2. What is your favorite book? why?


My favorite book is Spot the Dog because there are more pictures than words. And even then, the words aren't even real words.


4. Who is one of your favorite characters in the movies? why?

I like Dumber because he's dumber than Dumb.


6. What is the best quote that you think taken out of a book/movie/person do you think would fit you the most? Why did you chose this quote?

"Due to the tragically short life span of the average fruit fly,

College is not really an option.

Caps and gowns don't come in that size anyway."

- taken from Gordon Korman's A Semester in the Life of a Garbage Bag


I chose this quote because my graduation cap and gown didn't fit me very well.


7. Do you have any tattoo's? was there a specific reason to why you got it? Piercings?

Yes I do have one. I got it because it's three dimensional and it talks if pressed on. I have a piercing on my little toenail.


8. Do you have any bad habits you would like to share?

I can't control myself from joining beauty pageants.


9. Who is your role model growing up? Why is this person your role model?

My role model growing up is Paris Hilton because I always wanted to have money and be famous for doing nothing.


10. What are your future plans in life? What made you decide on these goals?

I want to end world hunger, illiteracy on the internet, and forum peace amongst all forums because it's convenient to copy and paste from the previous question.


11. If you can correct one thing about yourself? What would that be?

I would change genders so I can join Mr. AF because I know that no guy can look hotter than me.


12. Do you feel you have accomplished a lot in your life so far? What was your most proudest moments?

Yes. My proudest moment so far is deciding that I wanted to become a fruit (see Question 1 for more details).


13. How do you define life? How did you come up with your answer?

Life is the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally.

I came up with my answer from Dictionary.com


14. If you could have one thing (anything), what would it be? Why?

If I could have one thing, it would be to win this very lovely yet intellectually stimulating pageant.

Bunnie, you are so talentedly humourous and funny I like the answers especially in bold.

[expression]

The first ever Mr & Mrs SPCNET event can be organized, if we have volunteers .

Mr and Miss Spcnet probably. Under Forum proper for the traffic or under social groups for more freedom?

I have to lay back a bit from the interviews, but I can help out.

[PJ]

Mr and Miss Spcnet probably. Under Forum proper for the traffic or under social groups for more freedom?

We should initiate it in the Open Debate forum; it's slightly less patrolled.

I have to lay back a bit from the interviews, but I can help out.

If you will help out, I think we can wait till the first batch of interviews are out of the way, so you can focus on one thing at a time

[expression]

Is Precious Ge going to lead?

We should probably do one pageant at a time. Like Mr. Spcnet first. Or maybe spcies can take the adrenaline double dose?

[PJ]

Ah, what about using the interview Questions/answers as the basis for selecting the Homecoming King/Queen of SPCNET?

[expression]

But that disrupts the plan for a NEW party!

Oh, or did you mean hosting the new event but recycling the questions?

[pandamao]

Sounds cool but make the entries anonymous so we can vote on actual responses eh?

I will be a dedicated spectator!

[expression]

Sounds cool but make the entries anonymous so we can vote on actual responses eh?

Actually, that's a great idea! And we can also have a side guessing who's-who contest!

[jadebunny9]

by internet prank do you mean something like that youtube rick ansty song on all youtube links for April fools this year?

I guess that would work, but I'm actually refering to non-April Fools jokes.

Yeah we should do this.

Bunny is funnier than I thought. She even got her age wrong.

Perhaps they felt I was too old. I should have written 16 instead.

[S Beaver]

Is Precious Ge going to lead?

We should probably do one pageant at a time. Like Mr. Spcnet first. Or maybe spcies can take the adrenaline double dose?

we should have a "Mr." Spcnet and all who CLAIMS to be a "Mr" can enter

[PJ]

Oh, or did you mean hosting the new event but recycling the questions?

I was thinking we could even use the existing answers from already-gone-through interviewees. But I suppose to make things fair and consistent, we should come up with a set of questions which everyone is welcome to (re)try out.

[expression]

Yes, I lean towards starting out fresh rather than using the existing answers so that we don't have any surprised or unwilling contestants (interviewees).

[Felix]

3. You should vote for me because I promise to end world hunger, illiteracy on the internet, and forum peace amongst all forums.

Obviously Bunny, you forgot to mention "Save the ozone layer". That always win the judges vote!

[Felix]

9. Hobbies: ...winning spelling bees

How serious Bunny? Ever won any school spelling bees? Don't tell me you are one of those kids who went to the national spelling bees or something?