Yeah, it seems grossly unfair to underarm Dook Goo Kau Bai against one of the best swordsmen and martial artists ever, but DGKB is Mr. "I'm So Mysteriously Invincible I Can Beat Anyone, Anytime, Beyond Reason," so I had to handicap him a bit just so that *maybe*, if the DGKB fanboys don't offer up the usual hyperbole, we'll have something resembling a discussion here.
So there you have it: Dook Goo Kau Bai (using whichever non-technique of his that he favors), armed with just your ordinary, garden variety restaurant toothpick, takes on Cheung 3 Fung (HSDS era, with Tai Chi Sword Technique) using the real Heaven Sword (not Chiu Mun's wooden replica).
Who wins? How long will the fight go?