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Thread: Things you'd *really* rather not hear wuxia characters say to you...

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    Someone to Yang Guo: "Xiao Longnu is dead. I killed her -- before raping her -- 5 times -- over 10 days."
    This guy seriously need to get some stamina

    Xiao Mi Mi - "You are losing your touch, I guess I need a new queen"
    Haha Er - "Hahahahahhahahahahahahaha"
    Yao Yue - "Why did he have to pick you over me. It's all your fault"
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    6: Duan Yu is the greatest martial artist of all time

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    ngoc bat kwun: "does this colour make me look fat?"
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    Ah 2 and Ah 3 (Chiu Mun's subordinates): "We've got a great massage technique. Want to try it?"

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    duen jing shun: "i'm your father..."
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    Sai Mun Chui Sheut: I've come to kill you.

    Well, your day just got ruined.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng View Post
    Sai Mun Chui Sheut: I've come to kill you.

    Well, your day just got ruined.
    Or just a simple "Draw your sword"

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    Gwok Fu - "I've just had a brilliant idea..."[/QUOTE]



    GF: "Where are the blades?"

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    North Beggar Hung 7 Gung: I'm hungry; got anything to eat around here?

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    re-reading this thread--too funny! thanks for reviving it, ken!

    Quote Originally Posted by Ken Cheng View Post
    Yip 2 Leung: "Oooh...I just love children!"
    or worse: yip yee neung: your kid is so cute i just wanna eat him/her up!


    DFBB/ngok bat kwun: i'm pregnant.
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