Women get a +1 on the hotness scale when they bring a man food and/or drinks. That's why waitresses appear hotter than average.
Women get a +1 on the hotness scale when they bring a man food and/or drinks. That's why waitresses appear hotter than average.
"Anything you can't say NO to is your MASTER, and you are its SLAVE."
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If they were hambeasts to begin with, they would become ham-humans? That's a hypothetical situation anyway, since nobody hires fuglies to wait tables.
The waitress theory has more to do with the fact that those seemingly hot waitresses would only be cute or slightly above average outside of their workplace where they serve men foods & drinks.
"Anything you can't say NO to is your MASTER, and you are its SLAVE."
"I disapprove of what I say, but I will defend to the death my right to say it."
What can I say? I'm still standing! No weapon against me shall prosper! I am more than a conqueror!!!
I don't care to sit by the window on an airplane. If I can't control it, why look?
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Imagine what she would have looked like if she had not brought you food. Or is it possible that it all works a s a scaling factor, i.e. a woman rating a 8 on a scale of 1 -10 would become an 9, while a woman rating a 4 would become a 4.5, while a woman rating 0 would still be a 0?
Lets explore the science here.
When their rating goes down to something like pig carcass, they no longer belong to the women species, and therefore do not appear on the scale.
You forget the boner-factor. It is a boolean, meaning if it's False/0/NoWayJose, then the rest doesn't matter, because the result is always 0. If it's a True/1/IdHitIt then we now have a scale. $boner is 1 if and only if $rating >=5 (if we take 5 as average, and rating is objective). So $scale = $boner * $rating.Originally Posted by missouri.slim
If you want to do proper research, there's the alcohol element which can be very important if you have low tolerance. It goes something like: $scale = $boner * ($rating - $numdrinks * $drinktype / $tolerance). My latest research shows that there is also the lighting element but I have not worked out that equation. But for the purpose of this discussion, we'll assume nobody's drinking anything alcoholic.
Process of evolution, from back in the caveman days. Cavewomen who brought delicious roasts and drinks were more favoured than the caveb1tches that brought burnt meat, rotten fruits and vomit-worthy soups. That was written in our caveman ancestor's gene.
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"Anything you can't say NO to is your MASTER, and you are its SLAVE."
"I disapprove of what I say, but I will defend to the death my right to say it."
^^ I need to see references from original sources, please. haha. Sounds like you've either thought about this in depth or just exercising your BSing skills, again. Perhaps, both. I wonder how this affects the young impressionable SPCNeters here?
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Paying it forward. What an interesting concept. I am extremely fortunate in life.
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I like me.
What can I say? I'm still standing! No weapon against me shall prosper! I am more than a conqueror!!!
I don't care to sit by the window on an airplane. If I can't control it, why look?
"Anything you can't say NO to is your MASTER, and you are its SLAVE."
"I disapprove of what I say, but I will defend to the death my right to say it."
Hey, Candyman, I have that book by Voltaire, actually. But I haven't started reading it. I found that book by chance.
Ok... wait, what's BJ again? I'm losing grip with your acronyms.Goody-two-shoes guys are often just one BJ away from commiting the worst sin imaginable.
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I don't care to sit by the window on an airplane. If I can't control it, why look?
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