Fun interactions here, but you forgot to translate a couple of passages.
"Actually Frogbro, you got it wrong. Frogs do lay eggs, except one kind."
"Which kind is that?"
"The dead kind!"
"Go drink that cup of Lianhua baijiu."
"I'm no fool. That's piss! Are you crazy?"
"I'm not crazy, but I do have a star."
So what Chinese character is engraved on the star? Dragon? Heaven?