PART 1: THE WANDERER’S BLOOD AND TEARS
CHAPTER 1
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A mountain town.
This small town in the distant mountains, the distant mountains a thousand li away.
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Li Huai returned, returned to the town.
The loess sandstorms and the people here he had long since become accustomed to.
Because he had grown up here. He was a wanderer, he had no roots, his childhood was merely a series of nightmares, but among his nightmares what he could not forget the most was this place.
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A steamed bun shop doesn’t necessarily just sell steamed buns, when people started calling him “Old Zhang” he wasn’t even old.
But he was old now.
Every day he used his dim weak eyes, watching the sand dust roll through, appearing like the marvels that would always happen at any time along this street that he had lived on for decades.
A marvel he never would have dreamed of really happened today.
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He saw a travel-worn and weary youth wearing dust-beaten clothes lazily stroll to the entrance of his small steamed bun shop.
The steamed bun basket was piping hot with white steam, blurring Old Zhang’s old eyes.
He could only tell the youth was a good-looking young man, with a pair of sharp eyes, a very special appearance. Old Zhang had never seen such an appearance, he would dare say the youth had never been to this place before.
“Sir,” Old Zhang asked, “The stove has not been turned on yet, but the stuffed buns, steamed buns, and pot-stewed dishes are all ready, what would you like to eat, sir?”
“I want to eat you.”
The young man spoke each word in a soft, mild voice. These words really shocked Old Zhang.
“You want to eat me?” Old Zhang was simply petrified. “Why do you want to eat me? What’s so tasty about me?”
“Of course you’re tasty,” the young man said. “If I didn’t eat you, how could I have survived until now?”
Old Zhang looked at him in shock, then suddenly laughed, laughed loudly, laughed happily.
“So it’s you, you little bastard!” Old Zhang smiled and all the wrinkles on his face folded up. “You used to eat me everyday, ate me for many years. I haven’t seen you in many years, yet you still want to eat me?”
“If I don’t eat you who will I eat?”
The young man was really extreme, not only his words, but his actions as well.
He really opened the steamed bun basket on Old Zhang’s stall and took out every steamed and stuffed bun and ate every one.
“You really ate them?”
“Of course I really ate them.”
Old Zhang laughed, “Do you remember your eleventh birthday, when you snuck in here late at night and ate how many stuffed buns? I never would have guessed today you would eat even more.”
“I’ve been practicing.”
This young man’s smile seemed to become somewhat pained, “A person who has been starving for six months can’t practice much else, but he can always practice this.”
“Go ahead and eat!” Old Zhang sighed willfully. “Go ahead and eat, anyway I’m already used to you eating.”
“You’re of course also used to not receiving my money.”
“Since you’re already in the habit of not giving it, of course I must be in the habit of not receiving it.” Old Zhang forced a smile, “Anyway I I couldn’t take any.”
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But Old Zhang’s tone was a bit different from how he usually said it.
Because he suddenly saw something he rarely saw.
In the street where sand dust rolled there were suddenly four round faces, round eyes, round hairbunned children, wearing big red round gowns, with glistening yellow gold rings around their necks, on their wrists a pair of shiny jade bracelets, and gold hoop earrings. They carried round plates in their round, white, plump little hands, and on the round plates was piled countless round gold ingots. With round smiles and round dimples that walked toward the steamed bun shop.
Old Zhang was stunned.
He had never seen such people in these parts.
But the round little kids didn’t just walk over to the shop, but carried the four plates of gold ingots to the front of the shop.
Old Zhang looked at the pile of round gold ingots on the plates and his eyes were also round.
“What’s all this?” he asked the young man. “Don’t tell me these ingots were sent here by you?”
“Ingots? What ingots? Where are there ingots? I don’t see a single ingot!”
“Then what do you see?” Old Zhang stared intensely at the feigning-ignorant young man. “If what you see aren’t ingots then what are they?”
“I only see steamed buns,” the young man said. “It’s just a shame the steamed buns you gave me saved my life, while the steamed buns I’m giving you can’t be eaten.”
“I understand what you mean.”
Old Zhang sighed for real this time.
“You want to repay me. You once said you would repay me a hundred, no a thousand times over,” Old Zhang said. “I believed there would come a day when you would be able to do it, but now I somewhat can’t believe it.”
“Why?”
“Because I can’t believe a young kid like you in just these few short years could amass a wealth such as this.”
The young man was handsome, but his whole face was also dusty and weary, his clothes were plain and simple, but this young man who spent money like water suddenly revealed a very mysterious smile.
“You don’t believe?” he said. “To tell you the truth, not only do you not believe it, but even I actually don’t believe it.”
Old Zhang’s face was covered with wrinkles, which suddenly revealed a mysterious expression, he intentionally lowered his voice, “I’ve heard recently a lone robber has appeared among the jianghu whose martial arts is very strong, who is very brave, who even dares to steal the official silver from the imperial palace.”
“Oh!”
“You haven’t heard of this person?”
“No.”
“But his disposition is about like yours, and I know since you were little you have always had courage.”
Old Zhang looked at him, his dim-sighted eyes brimming with a cunning smile.
“If I were a great bandit being pursued by the government I would also hide out here,” Old Zhang said. “Who could find you hiding out in a place like this where chickens don’t fly, dogs don’t jump, and rabbits don’t pee.”
The young man laughed, “Isn’t that really the truth.”
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When the young girl appeared was when the young man’s smile was at it’s most charming.
In all fairness, the young man’s smile was really a bit naughty, especially when looking at a young girl.
She was angry.
Though she wasn’t riding a horse, her hand still held a horse whip. It looked like she didn’t use it to whip horses but to lash people.
She pointed the whip at the young man’s nose and asked Old Zhang, “Who is this person?”
Old Zhang didn’t say because the young man had already cut him off, “Who this person is, there’s probably no one in the world who knows better than me.” He caught the tip of the whip between two fingers, and used the tip to point at his own nose. “My surname is Li, given name Huai.” (his name, Huai, means bad, spoiled, evil, etc.)
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“You’re bad?” The young girl almost couldn’t help from laughing, “Even you know you’re bad!”
“A person named Li Huai is not necessarily a bad person,” Li Huai said seriously.
The girl seemed even more curious.
“Your name is really Li Huai?”
“Really, of course it is,” he said. “I also have another four-character name.”
“A four-character name?” The girl looked at him in surprise with her big eyes. “What is your four-character name?”
“Li Huai Is Dead.” [Translator’s Note: 李壞死了 is the name. 壞死 could be Huai, his name, is dead. But 壞死 can also mean extremely bad, so there’s a double meaning here.]
The girl laughed.
“Li Huai, you really are very bad.”
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Her laugh was so so cute.
If Li Huai was the cutest laugher among men, then this girl was definitely the cutest laugher among women.
Li Huai looked at her crazily, as if he had already been driven to distraction.
Just then the whip in the girl’s hand suddenly snapped, like a snake, and wrapped around Li Huai’s neck.
Her other hand slapped him twice in the face, then gave him a leg sweep.
And so our dandy from the Li family who had just returned after coming into some money ended up looking like a weakling, falling face-up, hitting the loess-covered street, his mouth stuffed with a large steamed bun.
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Old Zhang saw Li Huai covered in dust and laughed straightaway.
“You’re not that lone robber.” Old Zhang smiled crookedly, “There’s no lone robber on earth as useless as you, to be manhandled like that by a girl, knocked flat.”
“That girl is really mean. I didn’t provoke her, I didn’t offend her, why did she do me like that?”
“Who says you didn’t offend her? Don’t tell me you really forgot who she is” Old Zhang started laughing deviously, “Don’t tell me you forgot about the girl who wore flowered dresses who you liked to take the opportunity to put her face in the mud.”
Li Huai was shocked.
“Was that really Keke?”
“That’s her.”
Li Huai smiled bitterly, “I didn’t foresee that she would still hate me.”
Old Zhang laughed cheerfully, “Of course you didn’t foresee she would become as pretty as she is now.”
END CHAPTER 1