Okay after the weekend of watching and pondering a number of poorly made US martial arts movies, I've decided that I will write another short fanfic (shorter than Black Dragon Swordsman). The story is called "Cheap Thrill".
It's set in the futuristic world around 2100 AD where flying cars, beam me up scotty technology, flying people, lazer guns ect... are a reality. But some things never change.
Draft Prologue
Uncle Lau a successful Chinese immigrant to the US opens his 500th Chinese Restaurant in the middle of Las Vagas on 28 February 2100 to celebrate his 100th birthday with friends and family. Uncle Lau came to the US with not a cent in his pockets, but now owns and operates a number of Chinese Restaurant chains throughout the US and around the world. Such is his success that his restaurant chain now rivals McDonalds. His fame and popularity has made various people very jealous and envious of him.
That night Uncle Lau’s 500th Chinese Restaurant is blown up by a group of terrorists wearing ninja masks. Many people including, famous celebrities, sporting personalities, including Tao Ying a 7'4 centre for the Houston Rockets of the NBA, along with the son of the US President was killed that night. Uncle Lau was also killed in the blast. The restaurant bombings are just one of the many bombings that has occurred in the US and around the world over the past 6 months where over 100 Chinese restaurants have been blown up by suspected terrorists.
It was later discovered that a blonde hooker named ‘Cheap Thrill’ was in attendance as an escort to the US President’s son. It is widely known that ‘Cheap Thrill’ is on the US’s list of the top 10 most wanted criminals. It is also rumoured that ‘Cheap Thrill’ is connected with the ‘Elkiro’ terrorist network. A group of racist religious freaks who target and commits ruthless crimes against people with Asian backgrounds, hoping to drive them back into the ‘East’. Rumours through the ‘East’ has it that ‘Cheap Thrill’ is actually working for the US government. All that is on the FBI files is that ‘Cheap Thrill’ is a tall 6’0 blonde who is an expert in martial arts, and dresses in the same tracksuit outfit as Bruce Lee did in game of death. Her last known location was the Minx Brothel in Las Vagas where she worked as a hooker, entertaining over 10 men per night. That’s all that’s known about ‘Cheap Thrill’.
The Chinese President’s suspicion is aroused following the bombing and he is outraged by the death of the basketball legend, Tao Ying, who is a national hero for leading China to its first ever basketball gold medal in the Olympic Games over the US a few years ago. The timing of his death is a little suspicious given that China and the USA are to contest a Basketball World Championship Grand Final in a couple of weeks on US soil. China’s top secret agents, ‘Aeroplane Li’, and ‘Wacky Chan’ have been dispatched in secret to the US to investigate the incident for the Chinese Government.
Meanwhile the Abbot of Shaolin grants Felix Lau, the nephew of Uncle Lau, leave from his Buddhist studies to visit the US to attend Uncle Lau’s funeral. But the Abbott of Shaolin has other grand plans in mind. He decides to grant Felix Lau leave on one condition. That he locates and recalls all of the Shaolin apprentices with a ‘Western/US’ background whilst he is in the US, back to China. The Abbott of Shaolin suspects that most of the apprentices with a ‘Western/US’ background have gone down the dark path and are linked to the ‘Elkiro’ network. Since leaving Shaolin many of the apprentices with a ‘Western/US’ have also disgraced the school. The Abbot thus wants to recall all of them for some disciplinary action and punishment. The Abbot is particularly concerned with the likes of ‘Bean Claude Ban Damme’, ‘Duck Morris’, and Rolph Lungderen, who he has virtually lost contact with since they left for the US.
The Abbott also informs Felix Lau that he suspects, ‘Cheap Thrill’ to be none other Yuma Shurman, one of their top female apprentices over the years. Felix Lau refuses to believe that his ex-girlfriend Yuma Shurman would be ‘Cheap Thrill’ so agrees to the Abbott’s condition. He journeys to the US with the task in mind that he may have to kick/whack some ‘Western/US’ apprentices butt and punish them for behaving poorly and brining the ‘ancient code of chivalry’ abided by many martial artists into disrepute. His journey gets of to a bad start however when his boeing 747 plane is hijacked by terrorists from the ‘Elkiro’ network. On that same plane are secret agents, ‘Aeroplane Li’ and ‘Wacky Chan’.
The first chapter – “Grand Opening in Las Vagas” will be up soon.