lol, Mel, you finally find out Guxizhao's forum!
Wan Qing: Husband! Look at this festival lantern! It is so beautiful! I really like it!
Xi Zhao:How much is it?
shopkeeper:your wife really has a good taste, this is the best lantern in my store, it is 20yuan.
(the whole asset Gu owns is 5yuan)
wan qing:xi zhao, just forget it! I don't want to buy it actually!
xi zhao:wan qing(really frustrated)
Xi zhao:hey, do you want to see my unclothing? (This is inspired by a movie called the infinite directed by Kaige Chen, which portrays a clip that a beautiful woman lure the army to rebel by saying that "do you want to see my unclothing?" and the picture under xi zhao's word is about her)
shopkeeper&passerby
f course!!!!!
Xi zhao:you should exchange with that lantern.
shopkeeper: Deal closed!
xi zhao:here you are, wan qing.
shopkeeper:wait.
shopkeeper:we want to have a look at your unclothing all your clothes!!(in behalf of the heart voice of the people)
Xi zhao:..........
Xi zhao:I can surely consider about this, but you should show your sincerity!
Xi zhao:how about exchanging with all your lanterns!
Shopkeeper thought:It is just a blue moon! I will never afford to lose it!
Shopkeeper:Okay, knock off!
Xi zhao: Sure, I will make the contract.
Xi zhao:Wan qing! Happy Yuanxiao festival!
Shopkeeper:wait, do you think I will just let you go like this?
Xi zhao:Are you kidding? I've already given you my clothes!
This is the contract:
I will exchange my clothes with all the lanterns.
Shopkeeper: Damn it! you are playing trick on me!
After that, shopkeeper:I can only sell the clothes to earn some money......
Wan qing:I will buy it.
Because Xi zhao caught a cold and chill all the day!