Wulin University

[bliss]

Imagine if there were to be an imaginary Wulin University where aspiring youths would go to train to become prominent figures in Wulin, what would the faculty at this prestigious institution look like? Here are my votes:

Headmaster - Zhang San Feng

Director of Scholarly Studies - Li Xunhuan

Director of Buddhist / Religious Studies - Sweeper Monk

Director of the Arts - Huang Yao Shi

Director of Music - Qu Yang / Liu Zhengfeng

Director of Sports and Recreation - Zhou Botong

Professor of Economics - Huo Xiu

Professor of Medicine - Wu Qingniu / Ping Yizhi

Professor of Bartending and Potent Potables - Qiao Feng / Linghu Chong

Professor of Embroidery - Dongfang Bubai

Professor of Government and Politics - Wei Xiaobao

Professor of Swordsmanship - Xie Xiaofeng

Professor of Sabreplay - Fu Hongxue

Professor of Archery - Guo Jing / Jie Bie

Professor of Bird-Rearing - Yang Guo

Professor of Sociology and Etiquette - Duan Zhengchun

Any other candidates / positions you can think of?

[Radken]

Professor of Culinary Arts - Hung 7 Gung

"Director of the Arts - Huang Yao Shi"

Will he start breaking legs if people drop out of classes?

[HuangYushi]

Officers in charge of Student Affairs/Matters - Xiao Zhao and Cheng Lingsu.

Tutors in Life Skills (skills with which to earn a living between instances of wuxia acts) - the Seven Freaks of Jiangnan.

Professors of Toxins and Poisons - Ouyang Feng and Wang Nangu.
Tutors/Teaching Assistants - Lan Fenghuang, He Tieshou and He Hongyao.

[kidd]

Professor of Culinary Arts - Hung 7 Gung

Tutors/Teaching Assistants - Huang Rong, Shi Po Tian

[Radken]

Shi Po Tian? What are his credentials? I'm not familar with him. *grins*

Professor of Chemical Engineering - Ou Yang Feng?

[HuangYushi]

Shi Po Tian? What are his credentials? I'm not familar with him. *grins*

Shi Potian is the lead character in Xia Ke Xing (Ode to Gallantry) by JY. At the age of 12-13 years, these words were used to describe his cooking abilities: "There was something distinctive about the way he cooked; although the style was rustic, there was often a certain touch of craftsmanship about it." (Excerpt from Chapter 3).

[kidd]

More credentials

Xie Yanke found the thick broth of river deer very fragrant, so he used a wooden ladle to help himself to a mouthful. As a result, he was both delighted and worried at the same time. The broth was so delicious that it exceeded his own cooking abilities more than ten times over

[Radken]

Awesome, HuangYushi, kidd. You guys are making me hungry.

Simon the SnowBlower could be the baking instructor.

Does anyone know any wuxia hero who runs their own inn? We could have a professor of hotel management.

[wkeej]

hmm, where to put all my favorites (not by order of favouriteness):

1. xu zhu - medical doctor in eye surgery?

2. bat king - professor in aeronautical engineering?

3. huang rong - senior tutor in culinary skills?

4. xiao zhao - senior tutor in home economics?

5. zhao min - senior tutor in mongolian history/women's happiness?

[seems to have lost track of one of my female favorites. no, not ren ying ying. is it qingqing? nvm lah ]

[Candide]

Tutors/Teaching Assistants - Lan Fenghuang

Oh yeah!!! Where do I sign up?

You guys are bad. Why do you put all the nice babes as tutors? How the hell are the male students supposed to study with insufficient blood upstairs? I would never make it through uni if my female tutors (actually there was none ) weren't paperbag materials.

"Director of the Arts - Huang Yao Shi"

Will he start breaking legs if people drop out of classes?

It would help to make those artsy fartsy students do something useful instead of wasting their time with posters, graffitis, meetings and protests.

[kidd]

Professor of Mechanical Engineering - Zhu Ting

[HuangYushi]

Oh yeah!!! Where do I sign up?

With Zhang Sanfeng, of course! He would probably observe you for a bit and put you through some tests (without your knowledge) to see if you are going to turn out all right!

You guys are bad. Why do you put all the nice babes as tutors? How the hell are the male students supposed to study with insufficient blood upstairs? I would never make it through uni if my female tutors (actually there was none ) weren't paperbag materials.

You don't have to attend the tutorials! Just take the Toxins/Poisons course the Zhang Wuji way and read up the manuals on your own. As for me, I'd make sure I get a seat in the front row. Who cares about studying when the tutor is a babe!

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A few more candidates:

Professor of Disguise - Taykis/Jinhua Popo.
Tutor/Teaching Assistant - Ah Zhu
(Now, that's one way to fill the vacancies in the course!)

Department of Language Studies:
- Mongolian - Guo Jing and Zhao Min
- Hokkien - Lin Pingzhi
- Jurchen - Wanyan Aguda
- Persian - Taykis and Xiao Zhao
- Kazakh - Li Wenxiu (White Horse)
- Russian - Princess Sophie (DOMD)
- Korean - Quan Jiannan (HSDS)

[Ken Cheng]

Braille Studies - Professor Fa Mun Lau

Vegetarian Cooking - No Flower Monk

[wkeej]

A few more candidates:

Professor of Disguise - Taykis/Jinhua Popo.
Tutor/Teaching Assistant - Ah Zhu

yes, ah zhu. or is ah zhu one of my favorites?
nvm again, ah zhu can be senior tutor in cosmetics too?

[kidd]

A few more candidates:

Professor of Disguise - Taykis/Jinhua Popo.
Tutor/Teaching Assistant - Ah Zhu
(Now, that's one way to fill the vacancies in the course!)

More tutor candidates - Su Rong Rong, Si Kong Zhai Xin

[BeeDreamer]

My take...

Professor of Gymnastics - Floor Exercises Ouyang Feng
Professor of Apiculture (bee-keeping) - Xiao Longnu
Professor of Wildlife Ecology - Ah Fei
Professor of Playboy Studies - Ye Kai
Professor of Feminine Manipulation - Lin Xianer
Dive Instructor/ Dive Master - Yelu Qi


EDIT: Xiao Longnu can also teach tight-rope walking. She can sleep on a rope so she can prolly walk on it as well.

[Candide]

Professor of Playboy Studies - Ye Kai

He stinks! At least in Bordertown Wanderer anyway (I'm half way through it and gave up because Fu Hongxue and Ye Kai haven't come out of their closets still)...

[TaiHan]

Oh yeah!!! Where do I sign up?

You guys are bad. Why do you put all the nice babes as tutors? How the hell are the male students supposed to study with insufficient blood upstairs? I would never make it through uni if my female tutors (actually there was none ) weren't paperbag materials.

they are obviously to attract students to the university, who would actually wanted to hangout with old professors. (Only the heroes in the novel like to hangout with old people). All we need now is hot female students to join. Since I can't hit on the teachers, their husbands or boyfriends might obliterate me.


In Aiding the Blind: Ke Zhen'e and Mei Chao Feng
Professor of Urology: Duan Yu and Qiu Chu Ji

[CC]

To keep all the hot blooded male undergrads in line to make sure they don't annoy the pretty female lecturers/assistants


Discipline Mistress : Tian Shan Tong Lao
Assistant to Discipline Mistress : Mie Jue Shi Tai

[kidd]

Professor of Drama and Dance - Lady Yang (Yellow-Dressed Girl)

Leadership Training Instructor/Coordinator - KangXi, Gengkhis Khan

Professor of Medicine - Wu Qingniu / Ping Yizhi

Tutor/Teaching Assistant - Zhang Wu Ji