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    Default Perpetual brain farters.

    We all know Golden Wheel Monk is a perpetual brain farter. Always playing to his own weaknesses. But are there other brain farters in wuxia? Non perpetual examples do not count, for example, Yang Guo does not count because he only brain farted once during his final battle.
    Burying his Dugu 9 Jian manual under an epitaph, Dugu Qiubai felt he has left his legacy for the next generation. He then moved to Shaolin to study Buddhism, sweep floors and tap elite fighters.

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    Does QQR count? He was pretty powerful but was to scared to take on the greats. And also psychotic as it turned out in ROCH
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    Murong Fu is one that comes to mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ardor
    Yang Guo does not count because he only brain farted once during his final battle.
    Hm? How so? He just didn't bring his weapon that's all. In terms of martial arts though, YG wasn't fighting anything that was to his disadvantage.
    法王正欲回掌相击,突听嗤嗤轻响一股柔和的气流涌向面门,正是一灯大师使出“一阳指”功夫,正面拦截。法王一直没将这白眉老僧放在眼内,那料到他这一指之功,竟是如此深厚
    此时一灯大师的“一阳指”功夫实已到了登峰造极、炉火纯青的地步,指上发出的那股罡气似是温淳平和,但沛然浑厚,无可与抗

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    not bring your knife to a knife fighting event is a pretty big brian fart, almost as bad as walking out without pants. I guess one I can think of is when the beggers clan, shaolin, and the others who were with him decides to attack QF's family without asking. mm.......let's kill them all and ask questions after everyones dead. forget that if everyone's dead except for the baby, can't really ask questions. BRAIN FART, didn't think to capture them alive.

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    Gwok Fu was a living brain fart for all the years of her existence
    "my only fear of death is reincarnation...back into this life of strife" - 2pac

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Khan
    Murong Fu is one that comes to mind.
    Considering the low level of kung fu that he attained, Murong Fu was actually a decent fighter, unlike Jinlun Guoshi.
    忽见柳荫下两个小孩子在哀哀痛哭,瞧模样正是武敦儒、武修文兄弟。郭芙大声叫道:「喂,你们在干甚麽?」武 修文回头见是郭芙,哭道:「我们在哭,你不见麽?」

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    Would Ou Yang Ke count? He always loses to the supposedly inferior Guo Jing...
    Burying his Dugu 9 Jian manual under an epitaph, Dugu Qiubai felt he has left his legacy for the next generation. He then moved to Shaolin to study Buddhism, sweep floors and tap elite fighters.

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