Duan Yu - grad student - never quite working
The 4 Ming Elders (Eagle, Lion, Bat, Dragon) - directors of PETA
Guo Fu - pulls a sex tape scandal a la Paris Hilton and post papparazi breakdown a la Britney Spears
Wei Xiao Bao - foreign ambassador or international business strategy consultant
Tie Xin Lan - patient group to test new antidepressants
Madame Ma - becomes mistress of several different presidents of different countries and causes international incidents