GJ v. YG v. CMG v. C3F v. KF v. DY v. HJ (yeah another twist)

[Ken Cheng]

Gwok Jing vs. Yeung Gor vs. Cheung Mo Gei vs. Cheung 3 Fung vs. Kiu Fung vs. Deun Yu vs. Hui Juk...

...no martial arts.

They sit around a table playing Texas Hold 'Em Poker!

Who wins?

[Trien Chieu]

Gwok Jing vs. Yeung Gor vs. Cheung Mo Gei vs. Cheung 3 Fung vs. Kiu Fung vs. Deun Yu vs. Hui Juk...

...no martial arts.

They sit around a table playing Texas Hold 'Em Poker!

Who wins?

Deun Yu has the best chance, then Yeung Gor, Then Cheung 3 Fung. The rest don't have a chance....

[Ren Wo Xing]

Guo Jing would be able to play two hands at once, but would be terrible at bluffing.

Yang Guo would use the most tricks and strategems. He'd be extremely good at bluffing, since no one would be able to read his face due to his mask.

Zhang Wuji would try to hide and spy on everyone else's hands. Somehow, every hand he plays results in him being in danger of losing, even when his hand is much stronger than everyone else's.

Duan Yu would alternately excel and crash, winning a lot then losing a lot, unable to control his luck.

Zhang Sanfeng would come up with a brand new card game instead. The more players, the more fun it would be. If two people played it, it would be twice as fun; three people, four times as fun; four people, eight times as fun; five people, sixteen times as fun; six people, thirty two times as fun, all the way up to a maximum of seven players, which would make the game sixty four times as fun. Which was perfect, as exactly seven people were playing Hold'em together.

Xiao Feng would be able to repeatedly find victory against opponents who had a stronger hand. This would happen especially often if he was drunk.

Xu Zhu would suck at the game, but somehow win everyone else's poker chips anyhow.

[PJ]

And then the ELOCs crash the party.

THE BIG MONSTER OF PEARL CLIFF Zhuya Daguai shows up, outraged by Xuzhu's luck. He strikes down at Xuzhu's head with his hand. Suddenly, he stopped.

Why?

Why did he stop?

Why did he stop striking...

But not retract?

Was it because of the wind?

No.

Was it because he suddenly had a heart attack?

No.

Could it be, that the God of Sword, the Sword of God, SWORD GOD Zhuo Bufan has arrived?

No!

Then for God's sake, why did he stop?!?!

Because the sound of flute music entered his ear drums.

Yes.

Flute.

Music.

At that instant, if Zhuya Daguai would have continued to strike one more inch down, his pants would have collapsed. Shocked, Zhuya Daguai turned to see who was the man that interfered with his attack. This man was over 50 years old, wearing a white-striped outfit, with a short mustache. He recognized this was none other than SHANCHAN MARQUIS Gao Shengtai. Judging by the amazing deadliness of his flute music, there is no doubt that Gao Shengtai has reached the top of class in EOWA: Embarrassing Opponents With Arts.

to be continued.
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[bliss]

Guo Jing would be able to play two hands at once, but would be terrible at bluffing.

Yang Guo would use the most tricks and strategems. He'd be extremely good at bluffing, since no one would be able to read his face due to his mask.

Zhang Wuji would try to hide and spy on everyone else's hands. Somehow, every hand he plays results in him being in danger of losing, even when his hand is much stronger than everyone else's.

Duan Yu would alternately excel and crash, winning a lot then losing a lot, unable to control his luck.

Zhang Sanfeng would come up with a brand new card game instead. The more players, the more fun it would be. If two people played it, it would be twice as fun; three people, four times as fun; four people, eight times as fun; five people, sixteen times as fun; six people, thirty two times as fun, all the way up to a maximum of seven players, which would make the game sixty four times as fun. Which was perfect, as exactly seven people were playing Hold'em together.

Xiao Feng would be able to repeatedly find victory against opponents who had a stronger hand. This would happen especially often if he was drunk.

Xu Zhu would suck at the game, but somehow win everyone else's poker chips anyhow.

*clap*
very nice

[Ren Ying Ying]

Xu Zhu would suck at the game, but somehow win everyone else's poker chips anyhow.

xu zhu doesn't know how to play the game, so he will not fold when he has a 2 and a 7, nor will he fold when YG keeps trying to bluff and raise the pot. but oddly enough, there will be three 7s in the flip

[ChanceEncounter]

Xu Zhu would never commit himself to gambling, because gambling is a sin. But whenever he has all of his chips in the pot (via ante and blinds), he never loses, and thus it is impossible for any of the players to eliminate him.

[PJ]

Xuzhu just puts down some random cards and gets a royal flush.

[Ken Cheng]

I wonder which of the seven would be the first to stand up, point accusingly at one or all of the others, and declare, "You cheated!"

[ChanceEncounter]

I wonder which of the seven would be the first to stand up, point accusingly at one or all of the others, and declare, "You cheated!"

YG probably.

XF and GJ are too honorable.
XZ is too stupid.
Z3F doesn't care about winning or losing.
ZWJ would rather settle things peacefully.
DY is dreaming about Miss Wang instead of focusing on the game.

[CC]

What? No Linghu Chong who will win with a SURPRISING hand?

[ChanceEncounter]

And SPT would manage to win both high-low with the same hand.

[CC]

And SPT would manage to win both high-low with the same hand.

SPT doesn't know what the hell all that squiggly stuff on the cards are but learns some funky martial arts from it anyhow.

[PJ]

Shi Potian would jump across the table.

[Ken Cheng]

If Wai Siu Bo joins the game, he'd OMGWTFPWN all of them.

[PJ]

Xiao Feng would start tossing his cards onto the table upon arrival, from as far as 200 feet away, quickly moving in. The first 3 waves of cards all fall on the floor. The last batch, launched only 20 feet away from the table, land on the center of the table. These are the ones that Xiao Feng meant to show. The ones that fell on the floor were useless cards.

[resident:alien]

I heard SPT jumped the ocean over to Vegas and has been hiding there since. . .any one from Vegas can confirm the rumor?

[PJ]

Di Yun would somehow get accused of cheating, even though he's innocent. And then he wouldn't know how to explain, and then everybody beats him up and then lock him up.

Poor fellow.

[ChanceEncounter]

Yuan Chengzhi would try to drum up a revolution against the chip leader, but he'll fail and abandon the game for a faraway place.

[PJ]

Chen Jialuo --> well, no matter what he does, viewers will -hate- him the most.