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    What would happen if wuxia characters lived in today's world??

    Off the top of my head, here are some things:

    ZWJ would become a doctor, but on his spare time he's a peacekeeper in other countries

    H7G would be..well a beggar on the streets.

    WXB would be in jail for life because of multiple rape charges

    DY would be given restraining orders

    ZBT would try to score a job with Toy's R Us so he can be with toys and get a discount

    DZC would go broke because of all the child support he'd have to pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Dan~ View Post
    What would happen if wuxia characters lived in today's world??

    WXB would be in jail for life because of multiple rape charges

    No he wouldn't because no of the woemn would be willing to press charge...


    Princess Jian Ning would probably own an SM club...

    XLN would mostly likely go goth...and it would be a perfect firt for YG and his Emo Palms

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    I can't see XLN wearing goth clothes.

    Yang Guo would totally be the emo kid. Xiao Feng would be a political activist for minority groups. And Shi Potian would jump over department stores while looking on the side of milk cartons for the 'have you seen this person' ads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChanceEncounter View Post
    I can't see XLN wearing goth clothes.

    Of course you can, just look at Jacqueline Ng!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~Dan~ View Post
    What would happen if wuxia characters lived in today's world??

    Off the top of my head, here are some things:

    ZWJ would become a doctor, but on his spare time he's a peacekeeper in other countries

    H7G would be..well a beggar on the streets.

    WXB would be in jail for life because of multiple rape charges

    DY would be given restraining orders

    ZBT would try to score a job with Toy's R Us so he can be with toys and get a discount

    DZC would go broke because of all the child support he'd have to pay.
    I agree with ZWJ.

    H7G would join the police force maybe.

    WXB wont be in jail, hes too smart for that, he would probably lie his way out of court.

    DY is in real life, I thought DY was a real person.

    ZBT would become a professional starcraft player, he competes in the WCG and korean starcraft leagues and his motto is "if my brother was alive, you wouldnt last 10 minutes against him".


    HYS would be a scientist or engineer. in his spare time he plays the flute in the london symphonic orchestra, hes the lead flautist because of his powerful internal.

    Yue BuQun would be the president of United states.

    lin ping zhi is an actor that stars in opera singing, one day he commits suicide due to depression.

    XLN would get selected by a talent agency to become a super model, she does so for 2 days and quits, never to be seen again, no one knows why.

    zhao min becomes a psychiatrist, since her husband is a doctor.

    Lin hu chong stars in a show named "swordsman II" as himself.

    Ren Woxing becomes the leader of the largest triad in China.

    GWM becomes a terrorist that threatens china because of dalai lama.

    huang rong opens a restaurant.

    Yang Guo works in huang rong's restaurant for a while, he invents his own pork on rice and names it "An Ran xiao hun fan"

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    I SEE what you did THAR!!!!

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    GWM becomes a child kidnapper.
    Kiu Fung become an alcoholic.

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    They form a team and play soccer.

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