Today I cut myself in the bathroom at work. There's this translucent rectangularly shaped towel stand that juts out (with sharp edges). So as I was absentmindedly fixing my hair, I cut myself on the edge of that stand. There's now a bloody inch long gash on the back of my forearm LOL.
On Sunday I pulled a butt muscle playing tennis... my legs feel fine after running around, but my butt hurts LOL!
Any recent wacky/embarrassing injuries to share?