Wuxia Serial/Fan-Fic ala SPCnet

[Goofy]

You need a colon [:] at the end too.

My poor tomb - are you trying to destroy my home? Don't worry, charbydis will come after you. She has learned a lot from me too. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/ninja.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/starwars.gif" border="0"> :clash: <IMG SRC="smilies/smash.gif" border="0">

[charbydis]

Yeah! <IMG SRC="smilies/smash.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smash.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smash.gif" border="0">

[Floo..]

Hmmmm.... I won't mind helping Charby (she's my sister in law, after all...) I'll poison everyone that come into the tomb and give them <IMG SRC="smilies/kiss.gif" border="0"> of death............

[Floo..]

TKL: what's platelets????

[Goofy]

Floo..., how did charbydis become your sis-in-law? <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

[Floo..]

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Platelet: Small, colorless, irregular blood cell crucial in coagulation. Produced in bone marrow and stored in the spleen, platelets accumulate to block a cut in a blood vessel and provide a surface for fibrin strands to adhere to, contract to pull the strands together, and take part in the conversion sequence of coagulation factors. They also store and transport several chemicals and absorb foreign bodies, incl. viruses. Antibodies to platelets may develop after repeated platelet or whole-blood transfusions.

See??? I think it can be cured (no relation w/ spinach, though...)

[Floo..]

Goofy: Charby is Lawrence Ng's long lost sister. OK, I might have not married w/ him, but when he was dying in my arm, he asked me to protect and treat Charby as my own sister.
(look the detail up in Wuxia Serial/Fanfic ala SPCnet thread p. 4)

[Gotrice4free]

Actually TKl, I remembered watching a serial awhile ago having seen a female character whenever is injure has extensive bleeding and wouldn't stop. And having you mentioned a poison that would block coagulation factors, I thought, "wouldn't it be cool if the mo lam world would bleed themselves to death, drain in their own fountain of life?"

I thought it was neat, and besides many members here really don't know what haemophilia A and haemophilia B is. There is also a misconception that Haemophilia would cause a person to bleed to death, but it can't and I think you already know that. My description of the poison sort of magnified it with a little imagination. And besides Haemophilia is an inherited disease, so I don't think any poison could cause that, therefore I chose the depletion of platelets as the main cause.

Anyways, TKL you are very cruel. Even after death, I cannot live in peace. Cruel, cruel. <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

[TKL]

I mentioned Haemophilia as an example for coagulating factors deficiency. So the poison concocted by me and Floo will destroy these factors and the person's blood cannot clot.
For your fate, I thought that you want a tragic end <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> and want to die a hero. What more tragic and heroic than being blown to pieces. At least in your death, your body is still of some use. It would be then written down that flowers keeps on blooming around the tomb, even in winter <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smokin.gif " border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tearlaugh.gif" border="0">
Charbydis: you should challenge WCY who seems to be very aggressive. <IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0">

[TKL]

Floo...I hope this show up, the pic shows how a platelet looks like. The definition you found is very good.

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[Gotrice4free]

TKL, I don't know what to say. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">

I can't believe what I've just read. Your ending is appealing with the flower growing and all, but come on, how can I find satisfaction knowing that my body was blown into micropieces.

Anyways, when I mention dying like a tragic hero, I would just sit there in front of the tomb. Isn't that tragic enough? I've killed myself. What more can be tragic then that? But after reading what you've just said, I beg the differ.

I'll let it pass this time, but only if my body was totally combusted. I don't want to have any limbs hanging around. Like a finger on a tree, and my intestines spreading across the hills. Or some animal eating out of my half mutilated head.

As for the flowers, I would like to have white roses with a touch of red drips. That would definitely be beautiful.

"Even during winter time, white roses still bloom... and so the heroic acts of the tragic Rice will not be forgotten any soon."
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[noazz14]

Yo TKL,

Don't forget to add that in winter time white roses with blood red drips bloom and the appetising scent of fried rice sweetly pervades the air. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> Hehehe.

Though I may have thrown in my challenge and retired to Mount Hua to live peacefully with ZHST, still we gotta eat. And fried rice is DELICIOUS especially outdoors <IMG SRC="smilies/drool.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/drool.gif" border="0">

[TKL]

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Rice, so you just rather sit infront of the tomb and become a dry corpse??? With my extreme power, of course there will not be any full part of your body left, no limbs or colon dangling on trees. It would be like powder.
White roses? how romantic <IMG SRC="smilies/love.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smooch.gif" border="0">

[TKL]

noazz14,
roses with fried rice scent??? <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">
Yang Chow fried rice??
how about this, White rose with a lingering perfume which anyone inhale will develop an infatuation to the person opposite for an hour.
Charbydis, so now any male comes to the tomb will fall in love with you. <IMG SRC="smilies/drool.gif" border="0">

[noazz14]

TKL: Wat?? Only 1 hour??!!! <IMG SRC="smilies/shocked.gif" border="0">

Char:Girl, u'd better get going. <IMG SRC="smilies/idea.gif" border="0"> Better hurry up and whip up a plate of Yang Chow fried rice. The guy is only going to stay infatuated for 1 hour but after eating your delicious fried rice dish with white rose sprinkles, he'll stay yours forever. <IMG SRC="smilies/naughty.gif" border="0"> Hehehe

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[Gotrice4free]

hmmmm... for some reason, I feel this inside joke is meant for laughing at me.

Maybe I'm just being too suspicious...or maybe......

[Suet Seung]

Rice with Spice: hahahha but you gotta admit that joke is funnie...directly or indirectly a inside joke about u hahahahhahaha LOL! <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/laugh2.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/rofl.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/disgust.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/naughty.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/naughty.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/naughty.gif" border="0">

[Goofy]

Let's make you a new dish then - Rice Pudding w/ speckles of cinnamon. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/drool.gif" border="0">

Well, I have come back to visit you and found your rice powder in front of the tomb door. Out of remorse and out of guilt, I plant you a white rose and cut my finger to let my blood be my black tears on your grave. <IMG SRC="smilies/bawling.gif" border="0"> :cryin:

Then I play a xiaoao song with a zither in front of your grave 7 days and 7 nights Brrr.......

(you'd better wake up otherwise you might end up being a deaf corpse.)

** Rice is nice, and it will make you wise when eat it before it becomes white. **

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[charbydis]

No. I will instead poison any male that dares to enter the tomb. i want to challenge WCY but he's not responding. <IMG SRC="smilies/disgust.gif" border="0">

I will plant poisonous flowers around the tomb, so that when the wind blows, the poison will travel through the air.
<IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0"> And the bees are immune to the posions, but bees will collect and eat the nectar so that there stings will be poisonous or will be unconscious. hehe

Goofy: see how I protect your tomb. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> If Ypp or Wong Jing comes, they will most likely be dead or unconscious when I find them. Then I will chain them in the stone cell of the tomb and won't let them go to the toilet but make them drink lots of water. hehe <IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0">

Floo: My dear sister-in-law, even though you and Larence were not man and wife, i will always see you as my sister-in-law. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> You go back to where he is buries and dig up his corspe. We burn it and take the ashes back to the tomb so you can be together always. <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">

[Floo..]

Originally posted by charbydis:
<STRONG>Then I will chain them in the stone cell of the tomb and won't let them go to the toilet but make them drink lots of water. hehe <IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0">

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Charby..... I dunno you could be so <IMG SRC="smilies/devil.gif" border="0">....

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