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Yeah, you're probably going to ignore this too. After all, this is a crime thriller, stories about a cop trying to nab a serial killer, why would you be interested, right?
Besides, it features Japanese artistes, which will surely be unenjoyable, yes? Because no matter how fine my writing skills are, how well I try to develop the characters, how much emphasis I put on characterization, you would rather read names like Cecilia instead of Utada Hikaru, or Vicky's large eyes instead of Ayumi Hamasaki's large eyes. So, go ahead, ignore me again for trying to write something different, just like what you did when I've posted an older version of this fic on this forum last year.
I enjoy feeling miserable anyway.
http://www.hooliness.com/swifty/ultimatescript2.htm